Bank account: *has money in it*
Me: “Cool I can buy this thing!!”
Bank account: *now has less money in it*
Me: “What the fuck where did my money go how did this happen?”
Posts by Hazel
it is nice how right now when i look at my twitter feed its like all stuff that pisses me off but then when i tab over here i just see my friends. i know the logical endpoint of all social media rn is the former but im enjoying this while it exists.
My entire feed is just people's cats and like thanks but why 😭
For reals!!!
h.ello my name is joeg i like bird
a fluffy grey tabby asleep in a round dark green cat bed, one paw curled under his chest, the other outstretched and touching the bottom part of a notebook
Anyway, everybody look at this guy. He's asleep, BUT ALSO reaching out a paw to touch my notebook
Because he is a good writer's assistant at ALL TIMES
Tbh i do think i wont use this THATT much BUT if they ever add the ability to private your acc then im 100% sold to move over here
Orange and white cat, perfect angel. His behavior report is 100% good
Behaviores Report: 100% goode
Bluesky, meet Kenny 😺
Also chat what song are you most excited for on the Ithaca saga?? Personally its the challenge :3
OMG WAIT I FORGOT EPIC THE MUSICAL GUYS IM SO STUPIDDD 😢😢😢😢
Something something intro something something
Uhhh things i like???
• genshin
• the good place
• voltron
• tangled the series
• uhhhhhhh
• i cant think
• ermmm
• hsr
• persona
• Minecraft
• pjo
• jjk
•marvel
• dc
• uhhh idk what else
• i like musicals
Follow me im cool trust.
Might do an intro idk tho !
Artists are so powerful.
They're like "I will draw this cute little nightmarish dude" and then they draw the cute little nightmarish dude!!
Amazing.
This is very strange tbh
Photo of me lying down wearing a blue and grey plaid shirt. All cozy sleeping up against me under my left arm is my fluffy white cat Francie. She has one little paw stretched across my sternum.
Typing one-handed due to this severe case of cozy bingus.
Coughs
Dont like that i cant private my acc but idk hopefully i dont bump into anyone i hate here 🙏
Close up of a cat's blurry face, overlaid with the text, "Going insane all by yourself beautiful??"
goodnight!
here’s my cat