Im all for people quitting, I smoke and am considering it myself but I'm not sure that tobacco apartheid is the way

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Jonathan Davis from Korn is an avid chat monster - hanging out with Korn fans everyday for hours at a time.

Last night I had a dream which was sort of like a Jujutsu kaisen esque dream that I don't really remember the details of apart from one bit where someone, possibly me, kept saying the phrase "cheese mode segregation" so that's something

I wanted to see what I would look like if I was dead in a coffin so this is what I would look like if I was dead in a coffin waiting to be buried

do you remember when Charlie Kirk got shot via a gun he used to be alive but then he got shot via a gun

They say the grass is greener on the other side but I looked over my neighbours fence and honestly I think it's about the same mine might even be a little bit greener than his I might have slightly greener grass I think

Has any journalist or reporters asked JD Vance why he was following someone on twitter who personally calls themselves a RAPIST or is it not newsworthy

I remember when I was like six I'd get mail addressing me as 'master' like I'm six bro i don't need all that

My calculator has real human emotions

Either he forgot what it was called or Iran specifically made terms that he had to call it that, either way it's another day in Americas century of humiliation

That's Jeffrey Epsbee bro he's got a private hive

War in Iran going so well they're feeding US soldiers boiled strips of Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Very interesting that the UK Labour government will continuously give "Tommy Robinson" the keys to the city to hold violent rally after rally but they'll drag paralysed 90 year old anti apartheid ethnostate protesters into police vans and put them on trial for terror offences

Clavicular be like

There is plenty of competition in the field of grim, confusing bullshit at the minute but this has to be pretty up there (yes, this is the guy who composed the Halo soundtracks).

The Vatican is almost two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon!!

Why does JD Vance shake his hips so much when he walks

If horse racing isn't going to be banned then at the very least the jockey should be put down alongside the horse

It's a good thing democrats are laser focused on real issues like smearing a twitch streamer as the president unveils his plan to mass murder an entire country on a whim

Asked my friends 5 year old to come up with a name for a new superhero and in literally two seconds he just stares at me and goes "tony chunkfinger"

I just learned what MAPs are these sick fucks are using paper to tell where they are in the world!

Cant help but notice the order in which musk has recently promoted grok, first it was a nudify app, then it became an app to put cum on things, then he proudly declares it can make adults look like children and then he praises it for how vulgar it can be and now he's posting AI made kids rooms

Pam Bondi is apparently tipped to become the next chief archivist for the Adobe software company where she will take charge backing up PDF files

Its very funny that Erika Kirk publicly forgave the person who allegedly turned her husband into slime but she's apparently hell bent on suing druski

Donald trump isn't an 80 year old pedophile with a multi decades long obsession with 'child beauty pageants' and a weird fixation on having sex with his daughter haha April fools!