My calculator has real human emotions

Either he forgot what it was called or Iran specifically made terms that he had to call it that, either way it's another day in Americas century of humiliation

That's Jeffrey Epsbee bro he's got a private hive

War in Iran going so well they're feeding US soldiers boiled strips of Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Very interesting that the UK Labour government will continuously give "Tommy Robinson" the keys to the city to hold violent rally after rally but they'll drag paralysed 90 year old anti apartheid ethnostate protesters into police vans and put them on trial for terror offences

Clavicular be like

There is plenty of competition in the field of grim, confusing bullshit at the minute but this has to be pretty up there (yes, this is the guy who composed the Halo soundtracks).

The Vatican is almost two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon!!

Why does JD Vance shake his hips so much when he walks

If horse racing isn't going to be banned then at the very least the jockey should be put down alongside the horse

It's a good thing democrats are laser focused on real issues like smearing a twitch streamer as the president unveils his plan to mass murder an entire country on a whim

Asked my friends 5 year old to come up with a name for a new superhero and in literally two seconds he just stares at me and goes "tony chunkfinger"

I just learned what MAPs are these sick fucks are using paper to tell where they are in the world!

Cant help but notice the order in which musk has recently promoted grok, first it was a nudify app, then it became an app to put cum on things, then he proudly declares it can make adults look like children and then he praises it for how vulgar it can be and now he's posting AI made kids rooms

Pam Bondi is apparently tipped to become the next chief archivist for the Adobe software company where she will take charge backing up PDF files

Its very funny that Erika Kirk publicly forgave the person who allegedly turned her husband into slime but she's apparently hell bent on suing druski

Donald trump isn't an 80 year old pedophile with a multi decades long obsession with 'child beauty pageants' and a weird fixation on having sex with his daughter haha April fools!

white people be like sorry I can't make huckey huckey practice I broke my collar bone

I wonder if this profile musk is boosting that has a Hitler profile picture has totally normal posts oh it's all hard r slurs and reposts of accounts called Nwordkiller and Hitlerwasright

We need more foods that are on the cob

Getting my hair cut to look like Hitler from the Flintstones so "people know where I stand"

deeply funny that they blatantly used AI instead of an architect for the new white house ball room because it's got steps that lead to nowhere

Israel doesn't celebrate all life. Israel has watchparties to watch towns and civilians being bombed. They write messages on bombs used to murder innocent people and they burn the legs of Palestinian toddlers when they're not firing 300 bullets into a car with a child in it.

Bigfoot usually is elusive and just leaves foot prints occasionally or the odd "howl" on a video recording but imagine if bigfoot was known for touching people up

Apparently these days in the UK getting an appointment with a therapist can take a long time but my life hack cuts that time in half by instead booking one with a sports therapist and then you can tell them how your bad ankle ended your marriage etc

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The department of war have given Melania Trump her very own humanoid robot security entourage, in a recent statement she says "eet is make a time for toateel dominayshun, I am leeder of new worl"