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The Phillies biggest roster problem is very clearly that their lineup stinks. And it stinks in ways. Everyone knew could/would happen. They have a formidable top three followed by the worst bottom six in the league. Their 4th best hitter is probably better off as a platoon guy

I guess apples stack.

Keeping the doctors away.

I don’t know about this but I got real scared before you said it was creatine, I though you were putting more sugar on it 😆

You
Do
Not
Hate
Congress
Enough

Marvel Suffers Layoffs in Wake of New Job Cuts at Disney - IGN Layoffs have reportedly affected most departments.

Bloodbath at Marvel Comics today. Disney is axing over 1000 people. Unclear how many at Marvel. The number being talked about is 8% of the staff was cut, which is jawdropping.

CEO scumbag Josh D’Amaro-- salary this year of $45M-- ordered the layoffs. Disney had a gross profit of $35B last year.

And it’s only April. Everything is fine.

Cart Sessions | Vocabularies YouTube video by Cart Music

youtu.be/2cXNqgbskDo?...

better link with fixed syncing issues for the Vocabularies CART session.

Baby Assassins 1,2 & 3

after!

Ended way too early!! I felt like it was just starting to heat up. I loved local man.

Stuck was awesome tonight. I’ve been waiting a while to see them, they didn’t disappoint. @guypidgeotto.bsky.social

People are constantly writing the novels that I want to write. Damn laziness (and a lack of ability to write words down and be able to read them the next day.)

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Animals sometimes employ to fool their predators….or their prey

Oh hello Baby Assassins has been my hyperfocus for a bit now

@reynoldsgareth.bsky.social I just took my 14 year old to her first Dollop tonight in Philly, she loved it wants to go again. Come back soon.

Done!

Ultimates and Bat Fraction are right there for me too!

Quote this with four comics you’re enjoying right now.

The Seasons - I like Remender’s work but I really like his is less edge-lord stuff

The Sacrificers - set in the same universe as Seven to Eternity

Absolute Martian Manhunter - masterpiece

X-Men - I like it so much more than Uncanny.

why haven't they announced Baby Assassins 4 (or season 2 of the TV show) yet? I just want one more thing from them, I promise I won't ask for any more after that.

I started watching only the episodes I was interested in, then I moved to the episodes I was less interested in, then I became a Patron and now I just watch them all. Top five YT channel for me.

Dune 3: Baby Assassins

Go birds

BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.

This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.

(🎥 Vahid Online)

Hold all my calls

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

i’m at the anti-ICE protest
i’m at the anti-war with iran protest
i’m at the combination anti-ICE anti-war with iran protest

Haha. I haven’t seen anything unfollow worthy.

And thank you!