MONTAGE!!

He's just the best chungus boy of the world.

He is that

You lead a very different life then I do. Life is a rich tapestry.

Save me a plate I'll be there in like seven hours

I'm on the way, pick me up

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A Nissan Sentra weighs a little more than 3,000 pounds (I picked a small, common car)

An Aventon Level 3 E-bike weighs 67 pounds (plus rider weight)

These things do not pose remotely the same risk when traveling at 28 mph. I am begging people to understand basic physics.

UNFOLLOWED AND BLOCKED

He's a very polite gentleman

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

It lowkey did ngl. Some of me, at least

These are all quotes from Frasier.

I've eaten popcorn out of a Dutch oven, what's her point

A silver fox Frenchman called me "charmante" in the jardin de Luxembourg

Huh

we all know I have no life, so:

In the Good Timeline this is real

The same people don't signal bc it's giving intelligence to the enemy

Why will no one think of Geary's zucchini???!?!?!

That is the most 1976 pair of shoes I've ever seen

No one from San Jose thinks that, I'll tell you that for free

This is why I follow Star Trek meme accounts

This is the cutest stinkin' thing I've seen in a hot minute

That's a good point

This was a really good read

That is so apt lol

This is makes me happy

RIGHT? Life choices would be *seriously* reconsidered. Monasticism would be contemplated as a viable option.