Thinking maybe Bob Iger is on the Epstein list along with Trump. Only rationale for that boneheaded, indefensible move to sack Jimmy Kimmel. #Disney sucks!
Posts by Average Celtics Enjoyer
Please list the official requirements for official fandom and where to pick up the certificate of authenticity. Thank you!
Steven Adams is awesome. Nobody will speak of his shorts. Keep it classy.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
Dear god let this man cook.
Banchero is a beast. I truly think the #Celtics were playing tight until they realized he had to go sit. Not saying they wouldn’t have won, but gotta tip your hat to #5. #weWantNewYork … oh how the turn tables
The MaGIC ARe ShOWInG eVeRYOnE hoW to BeAT ThE CeLTiCS!
Meanwhile the Celts haven’t hit a three and they’re down only 2. This game is making me more confident.
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
I have been so #SussexSquad influenced that I saw this as a variation of #WilliLeaks rather than #WikiLeaks 😄
Does this work for non-Celtics players?
Jayson Tatum doesn’t seem interested in coming back to Orlando. What a badass. #celtics
AOC: We saw Majorie Taylor Greene buy that dip. How much did you make? How much did you make off of people’s despair? How much did you make off of that panic? How much did you make off of that suffering? No more. We can’t accept it
To the world:
We are fighting back. Our movement has been silenced by the media here—but we are not backing down. This is what our streets looked like across multiple cities. Tomorrow, there will be more of us! Raise a glass to freedom.
—With love,
Your American allies.
One good news item, if you want to call it news, is that we appear to almost be out of the “thoughts and prayers”era. Like we pointed out the absurdity of it so much that people don’t say it anymore. Just another 50 years and we might get somewhere!
This will never not be funny
Today in Politics, Bulletin 98. 3/24/25. Everything you need to know about a day in politics where our incompetent SecDef disclosed classified info to a reporter, Trump supporters are attacking Tesla protesters, & all the other mania that happened. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
@adamkinzinger.bsky.social you seem like someone to ask. What can we do? Honestly? Because it seems out of control. With Elon rigging things I don’t even think we can usual social media to organize. Someone with the spotlight needs to step up and lead us. I feel like our country is done.
Can it just be listen to these two people? I’m also a little bit sick of everything being identity politics. A good idea can be a good idea no matter who it comes from.
Shoe horning in “hey remember that this unrelated event is also about women’s equality” just turns off fence sitters.
Steal this meme. Share the fuck out of it.
Everyone should be screaming like this! More of this, now please!
18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people:
18f.org
NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent.
“It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up.
“A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.”
@kyivindependent.com
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
The world is watching.
And convinced Americans can't be bothered. Too comfortable, too misinformed, too arrogant to realize what's actually happening to them, and through them, to all of us.
You have proven yourselves too naive to stop this coup. Prove us wrong. We beg of you.
#EconomicBlackout
We need to figure out how many people it will take to get through and physically remove Trump from the White House.
Reading about the Rupert Murdoch family trust mess. My favorite anecdote is when Rupert’s lawyer cross-examined his son James, trying to get him to admit that his plans to make Fox News more honest would hurt its value because it’s business model was to just tell viewers what they wanted to hear. 👀
The legendary Gene Hackman has passed away at the age of 95. What a life. Rest in peace.
I really cannot deal with Drew Carter replacing “the” in his vocabulary with “that”. Missing Mike Gorman on that #Celtics broadcast.