Who are these losers?

Almost didn’t want Mason there either. I guess he has his mortal moments.

A Florida woman is facing charges after using a kayak in a mall fountain while dressed as a pirate and shouting orders at shoppers. Headshot shows a woman with spiky blond hair and an eyepatch

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

Two New Mexico Indigenous chefs to appear Tuesday on Food Network's 'Chopped' Two Indigenous New Mexico chefs who will be appearing on Chopped say they hope the program helps promote the Native food movement.

The episode of "Chopped" featuring Pioche and another Native chef from New Mexico — Santa Clara Pueblo’s Ray Naranjo, who operates a local food truck & who will soon bring his cuisine to a Santa Fe food hall — as well as two other Indigenous chefs, will air @ 7 p.m. Tuesday

Well, I didn’t care for it lol.

I agree.

#NowReading Self Care for Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: Honor Your Emotions, Nurture Your Self, and Live with Confidence by Lyndsay C Gibson. This series is a word and was written especially for me!

I drove to Vegas this week on a bum knee to spend about 2 min getting fitted for some ugly ass compression socks. By the time I pulled into the driveway, I was practically crying out every time I stepped on the clutch. Normally I enjoy driving manual transmissions but I’ll be using my dad’s truck.

I was worried for a sec.

Caitlyn Jenner realizing her white male privilege no longer cashes checks would be hilarious if she hadn’t harmed so many along the way with it, including trans people in general and the poor soul she allegedly killed in a traffic accident on PCH. I have no sympathy.

Amen, sister.

Heller got rubbed out by a freshman representative who hadn’t even completed her term yet. Good ol’ Dean-o thought that was a one time aberration so unwisely decided to run for governor and got his ass whooped in the primary lol.

Yes, this is the hope I cling to. He was pretty unpopular here during his second term at sheriff and now that the rest of the state has had a chance to see him in (in)action, hopefully they will join us in sending him packing. It happed to Senator Dean Heller. It can happen here too.

*sighs deeply*

We’re likely to get stuck with our milquetoast Republican incumbent who kisses the ring at every turn. He’s not MAGA, but he’s also not very good at his job. Every day I wonder what he’s done to make the state a better place and every day I draw a blank. Fuck you, Joseph Lombardo.

Man, I wish. I would ball out for said pup.

I’m not a Californian so I have no dog in this fight, but she turned out to be such a gigantic disappointment. I loved her lil whiteboard act in hearings, but to find out how she treated staff and others was very off putting. She sounds like a nightmare!

As a Nevadan, I’m watching this race tho.

Omg he was!! I loved him too. This was one of the all time classic lines of the show:

“I tore his ACL, his MCL, all the CLs there are in that stupid ass knee. That boy ain’t never gonna walk right again.”

*flinches at another twinge of pain in my own knee* 😭

Instead of acknowledging his bestie Orban’s defeat, Trump is attacking the pope. (After)life choices.

Then, after abandoning his reelection bid once the truth was revealed, he had the audacity to return to office and be seated.

No, motherfucker, go away. Take your pervy, smug ass and git.

In that vein, I present to you, Rep Tony Gonzales of Texas. Not only did he engage in at least one extramarital affair, he went on to lie about it repeatedly, threatened the spouse of his affair partner, and seemed UNBOTHERED by the fact the woman later caused her own death via self immolation.

I’m NOT mad at this. It had to happen. But there’s a slew, a slew I tell ya, of other (mostly) men who need kicking to the curb as well. If you can’t be trusted to respect your vows and your family, I’m sorry, you gotta go.

Viktor Orban can still win if Mike Pence finds the courage!

😂😂😂😂

Somehow, in the last two days, my good knee became my bad knee. I don’t know what happened this time. I didn’t know what happened last time. Just old age, I guess. I’m telling people it was a bar fight, which I won.

I hope this continues to be the case.

fry from futurama is eating a bunch of money . ALT: fry from futurama is eating a bunch of money .

I’m in line behind you.

Someone let DJT know I’m not a fan of him!!

So is Trump’s Strait of Hormuz blockade like his Cuba blockade where Russia still gets to go through whenever it wants, or…?

On deck: Rep Tony Gonzales (R)