shit, from butt

Bluesky situationship

I'm like Peter Parker without superpowers and fat and stupid and ugly

"worm" doesnt even begin to cover it. i would still love her if she was a botfly larva and i was an eye

Rest in peace to the vole

War wolf. The Warchild. Street kid. Troublemaker to some but its tough to survive in the badlands. But the thing is, wolf’s come in packs, like cigarettes, see? So he had his brothers with him: toothfang: master of the dark omens, and wolfer: howler of the crested hills among others of lesser renown

Bro I love love

No trans ever told me i need to clean my microwave

I need to really kill my ex

Finally got done getting the reply out of the way, 1 month later.

I’m a little bit drunk at the BA (bowling alley)

FLOCKA PUT EM IN THE DIRT

The female inner sanctum… all full of incense and crystals and look there! A vinyl of in an aero plane over the sea. Far too late you realized you’ve been lured by the siren song and find yourself in the lair of the pagan. Hold tight your crucifix, le derpina approaches.

The masked figures speak in shrill unison; each throned atop the holy dais: We are the lords of penis manor and you will show respect! Phallus guards, SEIZE HIM!!

My cloak falls revealing my twinned daggers: You shan’t forget. the gooch

My imp-like familiar, from my shoulder: Balls too, yeah yeah!

*equips the ominous scroll*

How blessed is it to received love and how much moreso to give it

I'm going insane

For plot purposes I'll go back to being a hermit again

I hate the internet and I hate "fatshady" through and through

I need to know when to stop texting FUCK

Losing something twice. Brruuuuhhhhh.

I relate to the emotional song music edits of Family Guy

The wheel of time did a burnout on my heart

I fumbled. God is great.

30 minutes goddamn new record

I fumbled so hard

Imma bag this mentally unstable baddie watch me

Dressing like this because I'm an ally

Also misogynistic

People are racist and homophobic, I don't like it.