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changed my email signature to ‘handshakefully yours’ because i’m a professional

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chicago desperately needs an ikea that isn’t an hour away from civilization

geese are definitely honkier this year

good first day to be a marina citizen

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Why yes

marina city 🌽🌽

sorry i couldn’t think of anything wittier I’m just really really tired

homo-wners 🌽🌽

i can only imagine escrow is a special bird i have to keep giving money to

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do you think they’re screaming in there?

mmmm mmmm mmm i sure do love my gay cup of gay tea every morning

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please don’t make me be catholic again

really thought these were only temporary

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hb playa

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pretty patties now for sale at your jewel osco

it’s so important to give your bf the antidote every night

Good morning Mason (blond, uncut)

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diva’s back

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this shall be my legacy