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Posts by a matt
changed my email signature to ‘handshakefully yours’ because i’m a professional
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chicago desperately needs an ikea that isn’t an hour away from civilization
geese are definitely honkier this year
good first day to be a marina citizen
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Why yes
marina city 🌽🌽
sorry i couldn’t think of anything wittier I’m just really really tired
homo-wners 🌽🌽
i can only imagine escrow is a special bird i have to keep giving money to
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do you think they’re screaming in there?
mmmm mmmm mmm i sure do love my gay cup of gay tea every morning
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please don’t make me be catholic again
really thought these were only temporary
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hb playa
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pretty patties now for sale at your jewel osco
it’s so important to give your bf the antidote every night
Good morning Mason (blond, uncut)
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diva’s back
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this shall be my legacy