Sister you are so beyond cooked that you are an active fire hazard

Hi everyone just fyi we have decided to part ways with King and he will no longer be playing with us. There are no hard feelings and we wish him all the best for the future. We will be continuing as a 4-piece for now

They should invent a comp splatoon team where you don't play splatoon together you like just hang out and stuff

I love splatoon but sometimes it low-key makes me wanna bash my head into a double glazed window until it becomes single glazed

We're called McDonald's WiFi because we don't just cook, we cook and then serve

Have you considered that I have dyspraxia so you're actually bullying a disabled person right now not very woke of you

I stole your voice when I beat you at Lazer tag once

Promo for the interview with McDonalds Wifi. The image is surrounded by a orange wavy banner with a picture of Splatville's train station in the middle. The left side is a picture of a container of fries with a Wifi symbol crossed out. Text above this reads "McDonalds Wifi." The right side of the image is a quote stating "The enemy team started cheering us on!"

Have you heard of the legendary team with internet so inconsistent, they made it their branding? We took some time with bsky.app/profile/mcdo... to talk about the SBA, friendships, their start in the Competitive Splatoon scene, and more!

Check it out here! youtu.be/PorC9NhhxFU

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"Fake Showbiz News" twitter post from August 2018 "Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe there are more than 800 missing people in the UK. “Where the fuck are they all?” she said"

Forever an icon

(pretend this was sent a week ago) insane set gggggs!!!

I only have 2 modes when doing uni coursework:
"I am a goddess of academia"
"omg I am dog shit who the fuck let me write 🔥🔥🔥"

Splatoon community on Bluesky vs the Splatoon community on Twitter

I do not have to care about the UK Eurovision entry this year

* Wiktionary screenshot * Etymology edit Initialism of standing (“erect”) but not operating. Adjective edit SBNO (slang) A roller coaster or other ride at an amusement park which is assembled, and not formally defunct, but not operational or open to the public. After 2 years of maintenance, the dark ride is still SBNO.

Peter Griffin here to explain the joke to normal people

Apparently my coaster enthusiast side has permanently rotted my brain because why did I just almost describe my YouTube channel as SBNO

I don't even know where the nearest chippy to me is 💔

I will complain about living in the UK as much as the next Brit.

But nothing in life hits as hard as chips from the local chippy

Ugh I haven't had a chippy tea in a ages 💔

SO TRUE in the last hour we have doubled as a community. That means if this rate of growth continues by this time next year there will be 1.0538092745655E2637 of us!!!!

Wait have I found the coaster enthusiast side of comp splatoon

Skill issue

Okay but we can separate art from the artists right

When I lean to not only press r but do it at the correct times I'll be unstoppable

If you think about it joint 7th is the new 1st

It was so nice seeing everyone come together to support these amazing charities and the entire series of tornerments has now raised over £1,300 for British youth mental health charities!

Shout out to @minedea101.bsky.social @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social @tornadosandstorm.bsky.social for being my team mates for this afternoon and tysm to the organizers of this amazing event and for all of the UK splatoon community for showing up to it!

"Greggs WiFi" played in the splatoon tournament part of Play it Forwards today. It was an insanely fun tournament with some great sets and we had a very joyous and whimsical time!

I'm going to make a playlist of the most aggressively white girl songs I like called this

And I say ohhhhh
I'm blinded by the white