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“Short, back and Shepherd’s Pie please mate.”

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“Lie” being the key word.

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Make the comments look like this man’s search history.

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“You’re a hazard, Harry.”

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Toast doesn’t exist. What are you doing with this?

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Leaving for work at 5am because I wanted to be funny in school.

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When someone criticises your driving.

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When your mate in work gets a new job.

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I’m not highly specialised, but I’ll give it a go for £4.4B/yr.

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Simple as.

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What time is close?

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He looks exhausted.

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I thought this was apple juice.

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British journalism. Best in the world.

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Classic.

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I don’t want to stereotype…

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“The perfect haircut never exis…”

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What are you going for?

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Same.

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Cold, soggy crisps. Whose genius idea was this? @Tesco

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Me: “I’m not getting enough sleep lately.”

Also me, at 4am:

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Pink Floyd in 1977:

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Such an elite breakfast.

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Can anyone answer this?

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