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“Short, back and Shepherd’s Pie please mate.”
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“Short, back and Shepherd’s Pie please mate.”
Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/1941384286369919018
“Lie” being the key word.
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Make the comments look like this man’s search history.
Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2046170803151224918
“You’re a hazard, Harry.”
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Toast doesn’t exist. What are you doing with this?
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Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2046484207065583656
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Leaving for work at 5am because I wanted to be funny in school.
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When someone criticises your driving.
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When your mate in work gets a new job.
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I’m not highly specialised, but I’ll give it a go for £4.4B/yr.
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Simple as.
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What time is close?
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He looks exhausted.
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I thought this was apple juice.
Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2045820144237085055
British journalism. Best in the world.
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Classic.
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I don’t want to stereotype…
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“The perfect haircut never exis…”
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What are you going for?
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Same.
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Cold, soggy crisps. Whose genius idea was this? @Tesco
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Me: “I’m not getting enough sleep lately.”
Also me, at 4am:
Quote Tweet: https://twitter.com/i/status/2044521009496338730
Pink Floyd in 1977:
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Such an elite breakfast.
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Can anyone answer this?
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