Cluehole Sevigny was great in Zodiac and American Psycho. She should do more thrillers.

it's not noise, it's a *vibe*

welp I am back over here after the most predictable election of my lifetime

2 Bee 2 Keeper

no pigeon will ever be better voiced than Pigeon (Norm MacDonald) in Mike Tyson Mysteries

do I need to dig up blackmail on Mr.s Baby and Way to get you more frequent sausage funds? I'll go to war

oof ouch owie my brain

I remember when a six star general came up to you with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, thank you for your exquisite television takes."

looks like a one-testicle-at-a-time castration as viewed from below

you can't make me

sissyneck is that you

Had already mostly left the bird place before I saw @kevinmkruse.bsky.social's announcement he was here, which was just now. My life feels a little more complete with him returning to my feed

just started reading Invasive and sorry @chuckwendig.bsky.social but the University of Arizona is THE university, and the one in Tempe is "the other one."

Finally starting Elimination Chamber. Forgot it was in Australia or else I woulda watched live

how much do I need to increase my monthly pledge to get you at least once more a month? Do I need to cage fight a gorilla into submission?

I will read any horror you write. Congrats on the incredibly deserved Stoker Awards nomination. You deserve to win on the power of making apples terrifying alone!

that would do the trick but I can only supplicate, not suggest

wait you're only a monthly there now? I feel like I used to get more Vitamerritt K than that buns upon a time

would definitely love to share some hard cider with @chuckwendig.bsky.social and beg for more Book of Accidents type greatness (not that he produces anything but greatness, I just yearn for more of that particular flavor)

paternity leave is making me want to be a lot more active over here. Hoping to find some of my ol' bird site friends on this here side of things but until then I will post delirious nonsense to an audience of Auntie Gail Simone and few others

Thank you for allowing us to finance the future, @seanbaby.bsky.social. Thank you for taking us into the sausage casing of your love, @brockway.bsky.social

Two men.
Five testicles.
Three nipples.
One glorious purpose.

Seanbaby and Brockway embrace as the branches of Yggdrasil encroach their huddled mass.

They have become the God of the Internet, an immaculate diadem of unbridled masculinity.

1900hotdog.com really is going to be the last website!

you can gut the internet and shove it in its own intestine. The DoggZone will be all-consuming and only show mercy to those of us who Dogged by faith alone, not by the glorious physical manifestation of the glizzy gospel.

the first episode of the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender N'flix series was quite enjoyable actually. Is it perfect? No. But it is infinitely better than the Shyamalan debacle and it FEELS like the Gaang

Yes I've been binging Columbo since my son was born and yes I just ordered myself a tan single breasted trench coat and no I will not share the secret recipe that makes up my swagu

it took me all of 5 minutes to see you are no moderate and should indeed listen to those 5 people

hey Auntie Gail, here's some happy news from an internet stranger: my wife gave birth to our beautiful son Archer on Friday! He was born with reddish hair I hope he keeps, so he can be a real life Archie!

legit got misty eyed at the X-Men '97 trailer