this is better than I could ever do so!!!

what

Pls send me that sourdough immediately 🤭🤤

The message that started it all… don’t be afraid to shoot your shot via fb messenger y’all 🤭😛🥲

I make quinoa patties with red onion, mozz and bread crumbs, fry em a lil and dip them in a sriracha mayo. deff defeats any health benefits but the only way I can eat it lol

we’re actually waiting until marriage 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️

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will do!!! 🫶

thank u!! 🥲

we 💗 u

10 years of us!!!! a whole decade - just about a third of my life. I am forever indebted to the universe for conspiring and allowing us to end up together. my best friend, the love of my life, the best thing that’s ever been mine 💗🍀😽

I couldn’t even act surprised at this point 😩🥲

so lmk why it sounds like my downstairs neighbor has been running on the ceiling for the last 45 mins

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just watched Project Hail Mary and I have two things to say: 1. I am feeling emotionally attached to Rocky and 2. I wish Ryan Gosling would fist my bump

Mid Matt doesn’t deserve you or your kitties 😛😈

As soon as I saw the additional haha text i went in rage mode tbh

It’s the different hair!!! One of my cats has fluffy hair and the other is is more wiry! So interesting tho

Hairless cats are also always an option

Let us know again in another 7 years 😂😂

they knew you loved them and I love that for you :,)

HAHA no they def can! And I believe he was allergic at one point but I was like welp even if you are I want a cat and you’ll manage 😂😂 people can just be so weird about cats thinking they’re dirty but really my dog has done more gross shit than my cats ever will lol

To be fair, Mike tried to convince me he was allergic to cats and I said ok bet and we got a cat and he’s been fine so 👀 I’m convinced most of yall that say you’re allergic are liars lol

omg no that would be so boring 😂 lol deff go get yo self some runts tho!!

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I have to wait until tomorrow because of this damn super box but I am dying to know how it ended 😮‍💨

Walmart has them available for shipping!!! They even have a 1 lb bag of only banana if that’s what you’re into 😂😅

It is SO thick!! Haha I made one from I think around 10 rolls that is so heavy but soo comfy 😂😅

PLS no spoilers!!