A photo of a white woman who is wearing rainbow glasses and is holding something wrapped in cellophane in her hands
If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth:
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
A photo of a white woman who is wearing rainbow glasses and is holding something wrapped in cellophane in her hands
If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth:
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
A photo of a woman with pink hair, and a man. They are smiling.
Photo of a woman wearing a rainbow skirt with a sign that says no one paid me to be here you Fanta fascist I hate you for free, no kings, free Palestine and the genocide
A photo of a woman wearing a rainbow skirt with a sign that says I’ve worn heels bigger than your tiny penis. Fuck, pedo protectors. The GOP is a party of pet protectors. Get fucked Trump and release the files.
A photo of a woman wearing a rainbow dress, holding a sign that says I have worn heels bigger than your tiny penis
Found our dealership’s newest mascot! Literally squealed with excitement when I saw him. Between the froggie, and the corn fields being harvested leaving groups of deer in pastures… it’s been an okay day.
#frog #depression #hazbinhotel
I forgot about Israel.
HOW could I forget about him?
MM. damn. Reversing the Gaze HARD right now.
#dragulatitans
Trying to categorize the next novel knocking around my noggin. Finally think I got it. ^.^
Besides it being the most wonderful time of the year, that also means Dragula is back! Yatta! #DragulaTitans #Drag
Speculative True Crime.
That’s it.
Finally.
A photo showing a rug. It is long and black, with pictures of cats and plants.
This new rug is everything I wanted and more!
We’re watching #MarvelZombies, and I’m sitting here crying because of the *chef kiss* father/daughter dynamics. #DaddyGaurdianAndHisGirls
My partner is taking me on a surprise destination trip for my 40th next week. I keep trying to get clues from him.
Him: for someone who likes surprises, you sure are asking a lot of questions.
Me: I’m a true crime addict. I’m looking for clues.
Me, watching House of 1000 corpses: See, if we make our front yard look like THEIRS, we wouldn’t have ANYONE coming up to the door.
Him: Hospitality, by Rob Zombie.
"But they're your family!"
Yep. They are. The issues I have with them are MORAL issues. AS IN, I seem to have them and they don't.
I wouldn't take that from friends, I'm sure as hell not taking it from family.
If you don't see fellow humans as HUMANS and just as 'illegal,' you can kindly FUCK OFF
My partner: *says something*
My brain: Oh, that's cool. [Don't say it don't say it don't say] Did you know Tesla was terrified of pearls and that might have been one reason why he didn't like women?
Him: ... random thoughts, with Vee.
Me: 🤷♀️
Today, the lock picking kit I bought weeks ago finally arrived!
Yesterday, my partner locked himself out & I had to run an hour round-trip to let him back in.
YESTERDAY.
*le sigh*
But at least my future skills will be useful! (Not for burgling. No burgling. I do not burgle.)
A photo of a white woman with rainbow glasses, giving an expression of disbelief
MFW I hear a cop that’s been in the force for decades says he’s never heard of ‘sundown towns’
Also, all it would take is RDJ and/or the rest of the Avengers to say ‘nooooope’ and boycott until Disney/ABC back down. @markruffalo.bsky.social would probably be down. Plenty of other studios. Values, morals, and principles are worth more than money.
… for the record, my wife and I call each other ‘my love’ in messages all the time. 🤷♀️
I worked at a dog daycare during college. ‘04-‘08. There was a golden named Mika. His mom worked at the University. He would “sing” to me when he came in. She said he didn’t it for anyone else. I cried when I told him goodbye for the last time.
I think about him a lot.
RIP, Mika (I can only assume)
Anyone else get a comment on a story, and you wonder what chapter they’re reading, then you go to see and end up spending the next three hours reading YOUR OWN STORY? Because… uh… I just did.
i fucking hate guns
*local pizza chain delivery driver shows up*
Us: think you have the wrong house, bud.
Him: oh man! I was excited thinking it was for you! Everyone knows your house!
Me: is it the rainbows and the dragon?
Him: yep you’re known as the Gay Dragon house
Me: the dragon isn’t gay, but that works for us.
A note on the iPhone notes app that reads: To the ICE agent that might hack my phone bc I recorded the govt kidnapping people off the street and called you a traitor: I didn’t stutter. Fuck you. And fuck trump. Don’t @ me.
Newest note in my phone, jic. #politics #americanhellscape #abolishice
Guys.
They weaponized flyovers.
Against #SA survivors.
To silence their words out.
I will never EVER get over this.
#believewomen
A photo showing a dining room table. On the table is the card game Phase Ten, and there is a gray cat who’s decided that he needs to be the center of attention. We let him, because he is a dumdum and just wants to be included.
Our cat, Linus Torvalds Einstein, acted as a supervisor during our card game tonight. We feel he did a so-so job. Kept trying to eat the pen. And attack the cards. Really, he was rather lackluster as a supervisor and it will be noted in his performance review.
Me, to SO: Us midwestern girls are weird, KNOW we’re weird, & don’t know how to hide it. That’s what leads to events like today, where a couple told me they loved my bumper stickers & we had a conversation about Mothman & visiting Point Pleasant. That’s Midwest, man. #Iowanice #thisisaboutkatemartin
