Thank the lord I had a second screw top bottle

I am drinking myself and as much as I want to, I do not intend to drink the whole bottle 😿

Fuck my chud life. I've bought a bottle of wine and I don't think we own a bottle opener

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

Kate Bush being interviewed, her chin rests on her hand as she looks to the side. a timer reads - 06:02:36:02 caption reads “Kate Bush takes a ten second pause to absorb a thought”

me too

😭😭😭

Former EHRC chair joins 'gender-critical' peers targeting abortion rights ➡️ https://bit.ly/4sVrszZ

📷 Wikimedia Commons

an angus council sign for the west links paddling pool saying it is closed, however the L for pool has been scored out so it reads paddling poo closed

a tragedy in three words :((

Spaghetti aglio e olio (e pancetta)

did anybody else sprint for their wallet when they heard this

Well done to the Greens in Liverpool. It was also great to see Carl Cashmans response to this which was to congratulate the greens and remind liberal democrats in Liverpool who the real problem in this city are: Labour.
They take this city for granted and have an arrogance about themselves for it.

Decided to say fuck it and watch new Frasier...I turned it off after 3 minutes.

a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache looks surprised ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a mustache looks surprised

"We're not going to church today.😇"
"😱!What!?You give me a one good reason!😡"
"It's saturday!🥰"
"Ohhhohokili dokili doo!😝"

Kinda surprised they aren't using a burger 😭

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

"Carney's approval is +14"

Me: hmm seems like it's dropped a bit

"In Alberta"

Me: ...

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-p...

geopolitickle-me-elmo

The battle scenes are just chefs kiss with the sheer numbers. Gotta hand it to the red army!

Five Republicans just voted with Democrats to subpoena AG Bondi over Epstein files.

She will now need to sit for a deposition under oath.

Trump is losing his grip on his party, over both Epstein and his deepening unpopularity.

Keep speaking up. It's working.

God I love the clothing in that film

Aye yo is this from Waterloo??? Love that film

Can never go wrong with dal!

It's so amazing how just one day being sunny can suddenly make me proactive happy and grateful for life 🥰

Feargal is superb. Get him involved in govt.

It's summer my dudes 😎🤟

no PR email with capslock words in the subject are worth reading

I have the ability to get the Samsung S26 Ultra 512GB for £690, but only on preorder in the next few days, and then I can trade in my Pixel 9 Pro XL 512GB for ~£300
So I get the new S26 Ultra 512GB for ~£400
Should I do it or not?
I am so indecisive lmfaoo

Largest majority since 1997 and they're trying to claim they are delivering on something as simple as potholes....except they're not. Boy oh boy I love this government!