World's Skinniest Hole

Mama there a himbo behind you

*tips hat* Had a le Epic Day, m'lady
*Edit: Thanks for le Reddit gold kind stranger

Flex Friday sniff up dogs

I've been feeling overworked, underfucked, under-appreciated for months, on top of the usual "They're all gonna laugh at you" that plays in my head on repeat no skips. BUT my pookie is literally driving down the east coast to hang with me this weekend so maybe I am just a little loved 💜💜💜

Belated gym flex because you were a bad boy and went in Forbidden timeout.

Business in the front, party in the back

Cup of warm milk before bed, pwincess?

If only my bedroom had this lighting 😩

Hang in there, baby

Meet me by the meatballs

It's Scarlet Saturday, innit

A little bit public a little bit private

Moments before I stepped on the scale and ruined my day

📸: @bluesplashpawad.bsky.social

Thirst relief 🐶💦

Ur local, If you find a group lemme know ❤️

Dear zombie jeezus, I need to find an in-person D&D/TTRPG group that will not fall apart during character creation/session zero. Deadass.

THIS! I would trade so much more if it was fixed like this. I know there's a major UI update coming this summer so hopefully it gives trading an overhaul.

Reset my sleep schedule so I was able to do an early leg day, get goated coffee from Haan (Seasonal Earl Grey cold foam), and my mom sent me my favorite mid-cookies (even more mid shipped across the east coast, but I still love them) ❤️

Insane week next week for all of my niches. New IH D20 season, Chess revival cast recording drop, and they're breaking The Blight The Blight's legs in DBD. 🥹

Awroowarf

Just a small tiddy town big tiddy dog tryna climb the corporate tiddy ladder in big tiddy city

Happy Friday, #fcf enthusiasts 😘

Not pictured but I have hints of a bicep vein returning so gonna ride that copium for a bit

God bless margs god bless Mexico AND GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES

Leg day pump sponsored by a margarita happy hour hangover

Hole pits knees and toes knees and toes

I'm considering flying into Trenton too which is just 2 gates lmao

Summer flight prices insane rn like how is a bitch on a budget supposed to do a 4 show weekend in this economy. I can usually fly to Newark for pretty cheap but I have to have a google alert set for something on the affordable side. My next lineup is Proof, Dog Day Afternoon, Rocky Horror, and Cats