watching the latest episode of Bill Maher to prep for the I Hate Bill Maher podcast and this guy is just a total dipshit, huh?

My wife thought the baby blew out her diaper but in fact my wife unknowingly dropped chocolate on the baby's onesie

If everything is back to normal the second you're done doing it, you have not "crashed out"

This dude is crashing out 🤣🤣🤣

You should get your account suspended if you refer to somebody posting about something twice as a "crash out"

When Fry, Kif, and Zapp Brannigan are sentenced to death by snu snu and Kif starts crying and Zapp goes "what are you, gay?"

Poster reads: TAFSIK ORGANIZATION & STOP ANTIZIONISM PRESENT: WORLD SYMPOSIUM AGAINST ANTIZIONISM SUNDAY MAY 17TH Toronto // Ontario WSAA 2026 * KEY NOTE SPECIAL GUEST: BEN SHAPIRO Other guests listed: GAD SAAD RAWAN OSMAN JAMES LINDSAY ABRAHAM HAMRA EMILY AUSTIN JACOB SMITH NICK MATAU ALEX PIERSON LOAY ALSHAREEF MARK GOLDFEDER LEORA SHEMESH JESSE BROWN (I circled this in red bc lol) EYAL YAKOBY BRANDY SHUFUTINSKY CASEY BABB RONA KAUFMAN MATTHEW SCHWEBER ANASTASIA ZORCHINSKY EVE BARLOW NAYA LEKHT PAMELA PARESKY ANDREW PESSIN BEN COHEN ALI SIADATAN

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first weekend promo blitz for @nohomework.website felt pretty good. probably posted the perfect amount. here are the Apple and Spotify links.

open.spotify.com/show/0iyIR2o...

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

ME: (removing bottle from baby's mouth) Did you finish your bottle before going to sleep?
MY BABY: (two ounces of undrank formula immediately gushes out of her mouth) fuck you

In all sincerity, it should be illegal for any American man to have a gun.

You get it

Fantasy writers LOVE to let the reader know when a character is black and they LOVE to let the reader know just how black that character is.

"we have to talk like the people" this guy is maybe the least natural communicator I've ever seen, why would anybody take advice from an absolute zero every time he's on camera

Lis Smith should be marooned in a volcano

Falling for this shit is like Elizabeth Warren doing that DNA test: immediate proof that you will lose a presidential race

“The right wing is on the decline. People are realizing that they have no vision or solutions, just hatred and empty slogans. All they’ve brought to the world is war, inflation, inequality, and social division.”

How Newsom Boosted His Book Sales With $1.5 Million From His PAC Gov. Gavin Newsom offered supporters who gave any amount a copy of his book. Roughly 67,000 donors received the memoir, accounting for about two-thirds of its total print sales.

lmao TWO THIRDS

It's crazy how in like every other culture "Uncle" is a term of endearment or respect but in white America it's like "my uncle tried to shoot his 17 year old girlfriend again"

Israel escalates attacks on medics in Lebanon with deadly ‘quadruple tap’ Lebanese health ministry says killing of 91 healthcare workers shows ‘total disregard’ for international law

The Israeli army struck civilians in the Lebanese city of Mayfadoun.

And then, the Israelis double-tapped the medics who arrived onto the scene.

And then, they triple-tapped the next wave of medics.

And then, they did it one more time for good measure.

Once 2028 rolled around Forever President elect Tom Steyer would simply have ordered the executions of their replacements anyway.

I guess stand up comedians from the 80's and 90's kind of deserve credit for the fact that if another comic was a known joke thief he'd get his ass kicked until he stopped. Like, would the world be worse off if the head of this PR firm was always at risk of getting his shit rocked until this stopped

Shit what an endorsement

The baby just shit so hard that milk came out her nose

Troops, time for dinner: one steamed sliced carrot, a salisbury steak we cooked in a volcano, and one strip of raw turkey bacon

Thank you Senator Chris Van Hollen for sharing US citizen Rachel Corrie’s story from the Senate floor and voting to block the destructive bulldozers that Israeli soldiers used to kill her.

New I Hate Bill Maher with @brosandprose.bsky.social. Features a deeply diminished Bill Maher and absolutely repellent final New Rule.
pod.link/1746469734/e...

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

"AI Positive. Pro-privacy. Anti-fascist." sir I have some bad news about that

lmao the last thing you hear before the stream audio cuts out is his buddy offering him an Adderall