Agree!

Submitting proof we live in a simulation

Are UMG and Drake going to rap battle?

“It’s called Russian roulette. We all pass this gun around…”

Things aren’t good in Los Angeles right now and I’m mentally on edge but, my god, did it feel amazing to watch Kody Brown from Sister Wives try and fail multiple times to cut down a tree tonight. I’ve never seen someone want to emulate what they think manhood is so badly and fail most of the time.

Jk. You can post anything on Facebook!

Mark Zuckerberg looks like he’s dressed for a cameo in an Entourage reboot where Turtle has to get Vinnie’s facebook reinstated after posting conspiracy theories and confronts Zuck at an Erewhon.

Thank u!

She CRUSHED it. So happy for her. She’s so good at this

Will be back tomorrow! A little out of it but hope you’ll still like it!

New Years Resolutions
No Water
Body switching
Start a gofundme for a hat from Kyle Richards fav Kemosabe
Accept that Chalamet and Kylie Jenner are a couple
Mentally prep for no more OG VPR
Moderate a panel at BravoCon
Learn to speak English
Try to write “lol” less in every text
Be Nicer (kill less)

Just released part 3. Story keeps getting wilder

BREAKING-the drones in New Jersey have just attacked Santa Claus.

Santa Claus just sued Justin Baldoni

“Check out my YouTube for more!”

I still haven’t seen It Ends With Us but feel like I’ve watched most of the “Making Of”.

If tiktok shuts down will all the people who chew their food on camera still eat food?

Is this a bad time to ask for a drone for Christmas

All the good assassin jobs are being gobbled up by ivy leaguers.

Seth and Meredith Marks

The Kemosabe wall at Kyle and Teddi’s bachelor pad.

Being a grownup is deciding to skip concert pre sales and wait to pay four times the cost on StubHub. 🫠

What if the aliens are here already and we find out they’re all current cast members of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City? No way Brittani isn’t an alien.

Yes! Eternally grateful

I’m at the “wow that’s a nice humidifier” stage of life.

President Biden has just pardoned Jen Shah.

The lighting in this #rhoslc scene is what Avatar was going for.

Got a new loveseat

Happy Paparazzi/Sad Paparazzi