Oh god, no, please. 🫠🥺

Beautiful.

Am i chunky enough? 🫠🫠🫠

::gently kisses tummy::

Capitol "T" Thick, goodness. 🫠❤️

Both! Please and thank you. 🐻🫠

You're so cute when you're fucking yourself silly. 🥰🐕

👀🥺🫠

This statement made my mouth water.

MOUNDS. ❤️

This just makes me want to give your thighs all of my best lil kisses. 🥰🐻

Time to eat, puppy! And lift! 🥰🐕💪

I would certainly try to.

I think my ability to read others, what I am taking 'empath' to mean, is likely, unfortunately, a symptom of BPD. So, can confirm - ish? haha

It's been 30+ years since I've worn a diaper!

So I cannot confirm if I would look hot in one or not!

My whimsy is very strong.

Is it stronger than my immense sex drive? Yes. Yes it is! 🥰

Oh! I would like to confirm this!

I'll have to go get myself some tweed! 🥰🥰🥰

I can't confirm! Come kiss me and let's see how cute I am together? 🐕🥰

You would offer to pick a friend up from the airport if they needed it, not out of obligation but because you genuinely care.

...yes. 🥺🤩

I mean, I can try my best!

*vibrates* So...LIL!

I do sing in the car - though duets only happen if I know the person very well and they know the songs!

But correct!

That is actually no correct!

I don't even know how to play MTG!

You are, in fact, just a little guy (dog).

Hm. A very tough answer to figure out. I'm not sure if I do have a signature dish!

Oh, I bet it's puttin' in the work! 🥰

Subjective but I would say I'm an excellent kisser. I've kissed several followers here, so maybe they can chime in. haha

😘😘😘😘😘

I am a pretty damn good cook, yeah! I love cooking and I love cooking FOR people.

You're a one-handed text-er.