ok this is at least very funny

my calves are already cramping

I have probably an hour of insane video but it's awful. they're destroying our city, trashing residential neighborhoods, menacing schools. completely out of control. ICE must be ended forever

The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”

the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a “fucking bitch” is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens

It’s really funny that the Post has declared Jihad on the family of one of NYC’s most popular athletes for daring to be associated with city hall. We’re going to get such incredible content for the next four years.

Point/Counterpoint: No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

The Onion, 23 years ago.

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

god damn they already have him in the O’s hat

Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.

still no clue what that was all about though

god dammit one of the Mariners announcers keeps talking about Bill Paxton’s speech in Independence Day. we need our broadcasters to do better.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

When Stephen Miller hijacks the Major League Baseball social media account

It’s so goofy that the Trump administration is risking a major defeat in a constitutional crisis over deploying 300 troops. Just so hacky and low stakes to do that when more people probably work at the police precinct up the street from my apartment

ICE admits that up to 50% of arrests in its Chicago raids are "collateral.” These aren't statistics. They are parents taken from their children, neighbors taken from our communities. When does a "collateral" U.S. citizen child's trauma matter? This isn't law enforcement; it's a campaign of terror.

The “America has always been fascist” line of thinking is not only wrong on the merits, it is exactly what Stephen Miller wants you to think

people love to be like "oh so now its racist to *the merrian-webster dictionary definition of racism*????"

when you think about it, Towson is the West Bank of Maryland

both just trying to give this one away

a few small beers

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good for them

Yankees NOBLETIGER in the 9th, at home, against their arch rival, in a 2/3 elimination playoff game. God is real.

It's becoming clear that this is not an administration that is popular or skilled enough to do the consolidation needed to implement actual fascism, so they've decided that constantly creating fascism-flavored content is good enough

If there’s one thing that definitely works it’s mandating culture from the top down. And if you don’t believe that, well, I’m ordering you to

this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life

the most heartbreaking game of baseball i can remember. how could the Mets give up like that

these are the types of things you say when you know you’re experiencing enormous cognitive dissonance that has to be resolved

this person is, I think, right on the cusp of Getting It, and probably will shortly

sure, seeing a masterpiece new release in VistaVision is great, but sometimes you’ve got to catch Arrival on a TV/VCR without sound at a bar