Love starting the day to some Turnpike Troubadores

Good morning, does anyone know how to short the entire stock market? Asking for a friend

That’s what I don’t get… and even then it’s not crazy hard! Yes, it’s different than any hole on tour, but at the end of the day it’s a 160ft straight shot. Pros should be able to do that on their sleep

Hi disc golf peeps. Is it safe to say that Hole 18 at Austin was a fair hole yet

Woke up this morning to the news… what the fuck Mavericks?? Trading Luka for pennies?

Damn, govt layoffs even affecting the closed captioning people

Wemby back on his bullshit tonight lol

Is there anything more toxic that “If _____ wanted to, they would”? Relationships work because of communication. Don’t expect anyone to read your mind

Love this little goober

Heard that the Container Store is going out of business and people are lamenting the loss of big box stores… maybe their problem was marketing because I remember plenty of small boxes there too

Could really use some prayer today. Step-Dad is about 20 min out from open heart surgery

Great time at the A&M - Texas Tech game with an old friend. Been too long coach!

Can we just fire this year into the sun already? What an absolute shit 2024

The Platinum players pack was definitely worth it 👀.
The bag alone in incredible

Fake Ken Climo account getting shutdown is *chefs kiss*

HULLABALOO CANEK CANEK

Hey Gus Johnson…. You ok man?

No longer an ideal start

Couldn’t ask for a better start #Texans

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

OH MY GOD KELDON JOHNSON

If ya ever have any questions about Lone Star Discs, just hit me up. Been on the Founders team for 3 years now and still LOVING the plastic

Pretty sure I’ve seen these refs more than the actual players

Fairbairn doing his fantasy holders a solid. Purposefully taking a delay of game just to push the fg back 5 yards

Oh god that guys arm was completely broke

Mary Mary quite contrarian

I interrupt your regularly scheduled disc golf tweets for Texans on Monday Night Football

That mean old sun better rise up soon if it’s ever gonna set on me

I, for one, welcome the seasonal Mariah Carey overlords

Does anything beat Turnpike Troubadours on a Friday morning?