Noooooooo

Boobs and swords.

A nice alternative to my usual therapeutic practice if drawing dicks.

A black screenshot of a twitter post in white text with the following message: "I was extremely upset on a family vacation once and i asked my brother how he drags so calm and he said that he tries not to think about anything that isn't boobs or swords and every day I try to live up to that example"

emotional vulnerability kicking in late at night? 1) go lie down 2) remember this post

Sure sex is great but have you tried going to Costco and getting one of those giant, fresh, hot cheese pizzas for $15.99 AUD?

That soup is beautiful.

Him: So, are we going to do that thing tonight?

Me (AuDHD): Maybe…but I don’t want to lock it in because I have work I really need to do today and if we make any set plans it will trigger “waiting mode” and then I won’t be able to do my work.

Him (ADHD): That actually makes total sense.

Well this was a delightful rabbit-hole to go down! I just bought a George Michael tote bag for when I go visit my brother who is infamously difficult to buy gifts for!

The human urge to delete all social media.

Compromise achieved. Pixie cut with an eyeball over my face.

That’ll do.

Torn between showing off my new haircut and revealing my face.

deter would-be snackers from breading and frying your menstrual disc

Amazon product shot that says “Good quality, good elasticity, not easy to bread”

Don’t you hate when you put in a menstrual disc and after a few hours it turns into an artisan sourdough baguette? Well, luckily we have a product for you!

“7 for the dwarf lords”? You’re telling me Sauron’s giving rings of power to Sleepy, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey, Bashful and Doc?

The beginning of soup season is marked by failure. Undercooked lentils. Over-salted stock. By the end of soup season I shall emerge a soup goddess, all will tremble before my ladle and despair. Only for Spring to come and erase the knowledge I have earned and start the cycle again.

you know what they say if you’re not part of a group chat then you’re a handsome loner who has absolutely no secrets better left buried

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To do: Make list ✅ Tick 1 item off list ✅

Had a very productive day today.

People all day telling me I looked chic in my jumpsuit but they don’t know it feels like pajamas and has really big pockets. I never want to wear anything else.

Ass Ponys

a woman is wearing a white dress and smiling . Alt: Emma Thompson

Emma Thompson

We had a copy recorded on Betamax off the TV during one of those premium channel free trial weekends. I watched it so many times I memorised most of it.

This is my favorite QT film. Hands down.

I love this movie so hard. So glad someone mentioned it. Never gets enough love in my opinion!

Jumping Jack Flash

She was like a blond, athletic, sexy Leonardo da Vinci.

The fun saga of how the same cro-magnon woman raised by neanderthals invented the sling, flint and pyrite, horseback riding and blowjobs.

😢 oh no… 🥀

BOYS read that book??? But also, fuck yeah. That definitely tracks.

One time I was pressured to quit a job so I put a frozen chicken fillet behind the printer in my boss’s office the last day before summer break but the changed my mind, fished it out, and sued them instead.

I actually really enjoyed the story in PSII in spite of the downgrade. A bold move: having a main character in the party die without being able to ressurect them. It hit me hard as a kid.