(the apartment next to mine is being renovated and theyre forced to deal with the absolute CLOG my ex neighbor caused)

flush my kitchen pipes boy

it is now!!! 🕺🕺🕺

finally spring

once again my five dads have given me a most generous gift

ok really.....

im easter

didnt eat lunch early enough so now im PISSED at everything

happy birthday, toshiya-san 🩵🎊🎉 #DIRENGREY #Toshiya

454日

Happy BDay Totchi <3

#DIRENGREY #Kyo #Sukekiyo #PetitBrabancon

The Authors Very Nuanced, Complicated Fetish Worthy Of Introspection and Respect

*david bowie voice*

guy on the tram playing drums on his red bull can

bought these little treats and i keep putting them into my mouth the wrong way (theyre cone shaped) and then acting surprised when they inevitably almost fall out of my mouth each time. i think this might be how dogs feel

i write my best fics when im hungover thats my industry secret

😭😭😭😭

seeing a lot of people lately use "unconsciously" when they clearly mean "subconsciously" to the point where im wondering if im stupid???

love this for you!!!!!!

🌙☀️
hmm...

tomorrow....... my most honored baby's birthday.......

(hes fine btw i just dont want him to scratch his eczema)

shape of speech bubble

my cats name us Bamse Jansson but i also call him

Pommac Pimsson
Bummac Jönsson
Tupac Thomsson
Pump Johnson
Nasty Jones

and
Gay Rat

no chapter today bc i dont feel motivated enough :)

must’ve felt so good in the 18th century to scowl severely at another man and say “you forget yourself” and know he wants to suck you off so bad

who will 3D print the first ever cazador figurine for me. ill paint it myself if thats what it takes

like im writing for the love of the game but PLEASE!!!!

ill stop updating if you whores dont make yourselves known soon

right into camelback mountain!!!!!

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