He’s looking like a soft boiled Chrétien

Totally possible. In 2019 I walked about an hour a day (work and back) and ate like a raccoon. I was a human chicken wing. Then during Covid I ate much healthier but gained by simply not going outside for days at a time. Now I’m back to eating garbage but go to the gym. It’s all balance lol

Do other people not take their shoes off at the dentist?

Is this the “Long Island Blockchain Beverage Company” moment?

Maybe it’s just some good old fashioned insurance fraud lmao

> go to victims of Carnunism memorial
> it’s just PP

You can tell Gen X failed at the “end of history” by how we now need Billy Joel to make a new version of We Didn’t Start the Fire every two or three weeks

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Xinit rage quitting is good, but my all time favourite Linux error is:

/sbin/init does not exist.
Bailing out, you are on your own now. Good luck.

That’s more than the 138 per day in February, right?

In less than six weeks they ended UNCLOS, the petrodollar, neom, nonproliferation, and the entire Middle East tourism economy. Legendary failure lmao

UNCLOS is so over lmao

I miss when their error page blamed the user for breaking everything lol

The doomsday clock is like 1 second to midnight and everybody’s like “Do I still have to go to work tomorrow”

Astronaut on the moon watching the earth blow up

I made it all the way to the apocalypse without learning IPv6

Is it better or worse to be 400,000 KM away when WWIII starts?

This is what NASA is trying to hide

Rail haters will see this and think hell yeah

Moon with a face from A Trip to the Moon, a 1902 French science-fiction film written by Georges Méliès.

Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.

I operate machines in a datacenter that literally had a fire in it last year with higher uptime than microslop github lmfao. Like it popped the halon and everything. Actual fire, still better than GH hahaha

Can we just ban this shit? Like we have a government right, we can just make slop illegal??

Well it was this or pet play and we all know how she deals with dogs

More extension cords

Astonishing defeat… before the war it didn’t cost a time to take a boat into the gulf. Now it’s two mil if you’re on the guest list. Can’t think of a bigger L the us has taken in 250 years lmao

Brent from corner gas wearing the black shirt (evil)

The only “Brent Crude” I care about

On the bright side perhaps the abrupt shortages of diesel, fertilizer, and water will destroy all golf courses

The male human genitalia is named after its discoverer, John Penis