(But also, come on, Jane Kim has a name. Even if the Chron found out the hard way that it's a name shared with a bunch of other people.)

This is rough, she should have the inside lane here after Schiff donated money to the Republicans to keep her and Lee off the ballot. Even ignoring the early-on ratfuckery, seems like she campaigned awfully.

Also, Jane Kim is SO back.

I still believe in Tony Thurmond... and there are dozens of us.

About the only thing I can say about this is, at least he doesn't have the track record to prove he WON'T govern effectively.

No worries, it was throwaway snark!

Accusing Kennedy and Bhattacharya of making it their focus, not you.

Dunking on your haters is not taught in most MPH programs in part because it's an ineffectual mission for an agency.

The correct response was to apologize and then point out that her kid will be selling blow by the time he's 14 so no harm no foul.

The punk inside my died the final death when that lady on the back patio at Commonwealth asked me not to swear so much with children present and I apologized.

Can't stop won't stop

a two panel meme panel 1 - geordi signalling 'no' with the text data centres and images of data centres Panel 2 - geordi signalling 'yes' with the text "data centaurs" and a crudely edited image of the character data from star trek pasted on top of a centaur

do you ever wake up at 3am and think "shit that's a good idea, I better write that down so I can share it later on"

Ccrazy </maxheadroomvoice>

Ccrazy to think that we all pointed at Myanmar and yelled, "Facebook, you're making this happen!" and their takeaway seems to have been, "Oh sweet, can we do it in here as well?"

Without him with us, the Angels' 2002 energy is tilted way too far towards Scott Spiezio.

A fun baseball player to watch and a guy you always wished was on your team, absolutely brutal loss.

Mid-icis

In which some of the most tedious rich blobs in San Francisco seek to cast themselves as half-assed Medicis.

Scooby jokes aside, I graduated from the College of Creative Studies at UCSB, as spiritual a co-traveler of Hampshire as you can have. No grades, self-directed study.

Growing into a modern world that eviscerates models of higher education that aren't job training is soul-crushing.

They killed Shaggy.

Sheetz 🤝 Royal Farms

Everyone who knows me knows "feminist with damaged executive function" is about 60% of my identity BUT MY POINT STANDS.

This overstates the resonance of a 4- to 6-year window of pop culture. The butt rock fans, who believed you should get drunk and chase chicks, were Gen X. The nu metal fans, who believed you should get drunk and chase chicks, were Gen X. Doing little and being vaguely feminist was not enduring.

Can I recommend the liquid-diet recovery from periodontal surgery, where a truly perverted quantity of peanut butter in a smoothie is the only way to get a day's calories?

Lead SEASONED if you please.

Happening at the same time the NYT is drumming up hype for "jail first" policies.

The slang in this joke was brought to you by HIMS.

Media confirms Arraez is a G

If you want to shake your head ruefully, just vote for Villaraigosa, who will be a sucky centrist creep but to a borderline hilarious degree.