What's the German word for a foreign news service publishing news about your country that might come as news to literally no one?

Capital-P Polish is not a noun, fwiw.

My students say the algorithm knows them pretty well but it wants me to join LinkedIn so I can follow Tim Tebow

After one episode Beef II: Another Beef seems promising.

Keeping my eyes on the prize by checking which jam bands from the 1990s are making the right political statements in 2026.

On the bright side, Roberts and Thomas finally laid the idea of "strict constructionism" to rest.

The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

Trying to imagine being John Roberts and not knowing I have to resign www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Last stop: Whitney

Day 2 of half-price tix.

Dog day afternoon playbill

When your kid goes on a school trip and you decide to take a drive and see what kind of last minute Broadway tix you can score

I see Boba Fett and Falcon, but who else is here?

the artemis II stuff was a lot of fun but as a regional supervisor of the misery engine that turns doomscrolling into green energy i'm glad it's over. we're down 44% from this time YoY for Q2

all these people acting in a deliberate and coordinated manner to bring people back from space and my department can't even agree on a time to hold a meeting.

there's nothing like an afternoon talking to county clerks, notaries, and lawyers to remind you that property is really a matter of faith.

The goddamn decency on display in Jury Duty: Corporate Retreat might be the salve you need this week.

A hallucinated peace deal really was the only possible outcome.

Lionel Richie is nowhere to be found.

Newish documentary about the broadcast is worth your time www.imdb.com/title/tt7131...

Internet: "Geno Auriemma should be ashamed of himself!"

Geno Auriemma: "I am ashamed of myself."

On to the finals.

Say what you will, Rooster nails the academic plight of using a permanent marker on a dry erase board

Trump admit coming apart headline.

New piece? I feel like I've been reading this headline weekly since 2015.

2 scrolls, 2 heads, and a twitter feed

Wanted: CNN screen designer. Qualifications: above average at Tetris.

Trump Brags He’s Spending Big on War Instead of Basic Needs “We have to take care of one thing: military protection,” the 79-year-old said.

Turns out voters, like authors, don't get to determine the meaning of their texts www.thedailybeast.com/trump-admits...

Today I taught Mein Kampf for the first time in 10 years. Friends, it is worth teaching Mein Kampf.

I'm so over typing INTONATION into the Spelling Bee

Judge orders University of Pennsylvania to provide list of Jews to federal agency Trump administration claims list is part of an EEOC investigation into antisemitic discrimination at university

"provide a list of Jews" is something we're saying www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

As birthright citizenship goes to Supreme Court, here's how Americans feel about it The Supreme Court will hear arguments Wednesday on whether all children born in the United States can continue to automatically receive citizenship.

The point of being a constitutional principle is that it is not subject to public opinion and so what even is the point of this? www.npr.org/2026/03/30/n...

Good news. But I'm still working toward a world where overtly racist psychopathy gets only 20% approval.

If it looks like prestige TV but is actually boring and thoughtless it's probably AppleTV.

My favorite time of each day is the 8 seconds between somebody in my house yelling "Where is my [...]?" and that same person yelling "Never mind I found it!"