Let he with a free hand reach the first round

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

My kind of chaos 🤘🎸🎶

"Senator Schumer isn’t the leader when it comes to where the Democratic Party is on what's going on with Israel and Lebanon and Iran"

@senpeterwelch.govpeeps.us speaks with @mehdirhasan.bsky.social on Dem. leader Chuck Schumer opposing a vote to block weapons to Israel

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If you're a journalist who is still on substack, it is NOT ok.

Peace, but only during trading hours

Exactly one year ago today:

*takes a deep breath*

I hope one lesson people learn from #RapeAcademy situation is that access to consensual sex doesn't matter to a rapist because they WANT the nonconsent part.

So please stop suggesting these predators should just go see sex workers as some sort of solution to rape.

The financial disparity between "wealth classes" is so great in this country that people are FURIOUS about being taxed on SECOND HOMES worth more than $5 million dollars.

A quick tip for cleaning up your inbox is select all and delete

BREAKING NEWS: Otters are great window cleaners.

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

2025 Tesla Cybertruck: Regular Car Reviews YouTube video by Regular Car Reviews

Regular Car Guy reviews got a hold of a Cybertruck.

"The Cybertruck is a truck that hates the human inside."

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I have no idea who these people are

French woman, 86, held by ICE after moving to US to marry 1950s sweetheart The family of Marie-Thérèse, from Brittany, fear for her health after she was cuffed and placed in a detention centre An 86-year-old French woman who moved to the US to marry her 1950s sweetheart is being held in a crowded detention centre in Louisiana after she was arrested by immigration agents and cuffed by her hands and feet. The family of the woman, named only as Marie-Thérèse, said they feared for her health as French consular officials attempted to secure her release. One of her sons told the Ouest-France newspaper that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) had treated his mother like a hardened criminal. Continue reading...

French woman, 86, held by ICE after moving to US to marry 1950s sweetheart

My read on this nugget is that the GOP is gearing up for an Alito retirement in July and a quick confirmation before the midterms

The vice president is there with a Secret Service detail, but sure

The Scandalous Lies Used To Accuse Hasan Piker of Antisemitism: An Investigation How organizations and leaders laundered clips from an Islamophobic propagandist, deliberately distorted Piker's words, and erased context to manufacture a case against him.

I spent two weeks looking into accusations that Hasan Piker is antisemitic. What I found was damning: prominent organizations and leaders have spread total falsehoods about him.

Whether he's antisemitic is for you to decide. But everyone should care when the ADL & politicians spread disinformation.

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Stupid Things 4 comments The Free Press Announces Pop Culture Podcast No One Asked For I have a feeling that this "no-BS" podcast might contain some BS. By Gita Jackson / 14 Apr 2026 The Free Press Announces Pop Culture Podcast No One Asked For Stupid Things / 9 comments It’s Time To Stop Interviewing This Kid The gimmick's worn thin By Nathan Grayson / 14 Apr 2026 It’s Time To Stop Interviewing This Kid AI / 15 comments I Feel Like I’m Going Insane Esquire decided to interview an AI homunculus of a One Piece star instead of the real guy. I cannot believe anyone thought this was a good idea! By Nathan Grayson / 3 Apr 2026 I Feel Like I’m Going Insane AI / 36 comments Nobody Likes Nvidia’s Weird New AI Porn Faces "Art direction on, art direction off" By Nathan Grayson / 16 Mar 2026 Nobody Likes Nvidia’s Weird New AI Porn Faces

just want to point out that @aftermath.site has a dedicated "stupid things" tag that's been getting a real workout today, but which I feel like we've mostly wielded with uncharacteristic restraint. if something receives this tag, you KNOW it's fucking stupid

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“Jesus Christ does not support genocide!”

JD Vance heckled at a TP USA event as he tries to claim God is on the side of 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱

Look...if this at least gets a special privilege vote, then it hits my litmus of Dems using the most powerful tool they have, to waste time so fascist bills take longer to pass. But to do this and just toss aside any attempt at impeachment hurts my brain.

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A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast.

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

White people discovering beans is a recession indicator

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headline: gen z doesn't want your full-time job. They want several part-time roles, and it's reshaping the entire workforce.

This is propaganda.

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back