A minimum of three additional read throughs AND a final polish draft before you send it to anyone.

I use them all the time, but I play taps before the first incision with my Xacto knife on a guide’s spine!

My cardiologist said I can continue to watch my Gunners if he increases my meds.

On the other hand, I’d like to see a remake of Road to Morocco with Bugs and Daffy.

Same.

Jesus never even read the NT.

Not only am I seeing the Treehouse podcast show, but I got a ticket for the night before in Blackheath! Crossing the ocean to see the Candyman. Nothing like two nights of DB to cure what ails ya.

She can get it today, but it's $2.99 extra

I told someone trying to convert me once that Jesus never read the NT. Stopped them in their tracks.

Jesus never read the New Testament. Huh.

The Torah (we don’t call it the OT) also says choose life so you may live. It’s also got those pesky 10 Suggestions. You can cherry pick any traditional scripture and find abhorrent things.

I’m Jewish, and my bible ends in the OT. I still work for peace, though.

I think the church was at Court and 1st. It was Joey Gallo’s old church. Old ladies on the bus would still cross themselves when we passed it. I lived on 2nd between Smith and Hoyt. First apt after college. One bedroom with yellow shag carpet and white paneling. But it was $350 a month.

Gayle Sayers?

Is that guy carrying a camera or a gun?

I wonder where that church is/was.

I lived down the street from there many many years ago. I think that was the site of a deconsecrated church that was turned into condos.

It’s kinda in the job description ain’t it?

It’s better than the St Louis bagel heresy. Too distressing to describe but you can look it up.

Didn't he play BatBoy without makeup?

Then what are they there for???

I’m still amazed they got away with the water in the bed gag. Twice!

I was on a conference call with Barack Obama while he was president.

True story--I was in the Budapest Metro at Opera, with no ticket since I was over 65. An old lady inspector asked me for mine, and I showed her my US driver's license. No, she said, passport. I didn't want to carry it around. A guy came up to us and told her to Fuck off and guided me out! Very NYC.

We were in Prague, Vienna and Budapest last year, doing our own Jewish heritage tour. I loved Prague as well, but was ambivalent about Vienna. Still, schnitzel, goulash and beer for two and a half weeks wasn't bad...

Funny, because I fell in love with Budapest. A very New York feel, thumbing its nose at authority. But then again, I was on vacation with a few dollars in my pocket. Living and working there would be a different thing.

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You had me until your last line

I was in Budapest last year. Beautiful city but unlike the rest of central Europe there were no immigrants. Everyone I spoke to even the taxi drivers were from Budapest. Odd.

He buys the time, and sells the ads. Money-making machine.