wow....!

Everyday I thank god for my two gifts... My eyes, to see my best freaking friend @useyourdrill.bsky.social

grabs myself by the hair and starts swinging myself around

her beautiful smile

Babies

starts hitting myself

it always comes back to these 2 albums...... these 2 fucking albums man

what you do on your own time's just fine
my imagination's much worse, i just never wanna know
what meant the world had folded, like legs and fingers holding onto
what escapes me, what he has, a better kiss that never lasts
you said, between your smiles and regrets
"don't say its over"
dead and gone

"you're going to the glue factory chris redfield's pink thong juice"

caseoh may be the funniest man who has ever lived

brooo you literally ain't nothin but a hound dog 🫵🫵🫵🤣🤣🤣

Girl you was eating would.

How would you react to seeing my boobs

holy shit its like meeting a celebrity. your tweet changed my life. thank you

this is your pilot speaking. Are you mad at me.

i cannot stop laughing at this

Costco Ice Cream

a woman in a black and white jacket is standing next to a bar . ALT: a woman in a black and white jacket is standing next to a bar .

luigi from mario has sex

woke up to thousands of notifications on this post and got scared as fuck but it's all people ripping on jontron. the world can be so beautiful

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

pickle me and pickle you,
i rick a ricky ricky doo

actually kind of feel like i am losing my mind

I just snorted so loud