Eating nerd gummy clusters and watching people play dnd on YouTube we ain’t getting shit done today

Or at least a moderate scolding

Getting raising canes drive through and the person said “chicken chicken which combo are you picking” and I think it should be illegal to make your employees do that

Should I try and get back into this site or nah? Are people appropriately degenerates?

On this Trans day of Visibility I will fist fight your transphobic parents. I will also do it on every other day

Is there any other way?

Who up disassociating at their job

Sorry I woke up horny and stupid it will happen again

Clocking into my cubicle job dreaming of clocking into my having someone sit on my face job

Watching a dude crash out over disrespect that he got over a decade ago on Facebook really puts things in perspective like Jesus Christ man go outside

Sex on the third date? How old fashioned. Let’s get married.

meme mashup of dr zoidberg and hat-wearing dog sitting in burning room. The dog is saying “still, to have your own fire.”

ugh

Having a crush in your 30s is bullshit, what do you mean I want to pine for someone? I got bills to pay

I hate being needy like what the fuck do you mean I want attention? Don’t you know you could be watching sick monster truck tricks on YouTube?

My favorite part of going to the gym is I’ve got this fucking dump truck now. Cane out of nowhere. No idea what to do with it but it’s neat

You deserve all the love homie

Retiring not returning. Okay Garfield you’re right fuck a Monday

Jogged six miles, dogshit coworker announced they’d returning, about to have a nice little coffee hang. Sorry Garfield this is a good Monday

Oscar noms? Yeah I got one for you, best grouch!

I was a little cutie last night so I’m sharing it with the world

Non-binary flag: Yellow White Purple Black

Fuck his executive orders. #NonBinary #NBPride

Post-inauguration ICE raids starting as soon as Tuesday: Sources As part of President-elect Donald Trump’s deportation plans, ICE will carry out raids starting on Tuesday, sources briefed on the plans told ABC News.

Mass deportations are starting on Tuesday, please spread the word, THIS IS NOT DRILL!

Truly my hero

Being snuggled right now would fix me tbh

Stay safe and warm homie

Judge, Judy, and Executioner

Movies I cry at as a scale for how depressed i am:
Up - Fine, this is human
Home Alone - Uh oh
Captain America: The Winter Soldier - oh geez oh fuck

Sorry I’m not gonna get any work done today, I’m reading about famous prison escapes and that sounds better than data entry

I’m watching ER all the way through for the first time and as a kid I was all about Noah Wyle but as an adult, Eriq La Salle…hello