This is how I feel listening to the end credits song of The Pitt

Roses are red, I’ve made a decision,

Easter bunny hiding gold bars in bushes this year

So excited for this!

Sam it’s so good!!!!! Congrats on another banger !!

Thinking of Club Chalamet today 💕

diet coke? you mean mother’s milk?

ahhh so glad to be back to a news cycle that’s like

Fires Are Everywhere

Women: Are They Real?

Man with Website Does a Racism

The President Tried to Buy Bolivia with an Expired Subway Coupon Again

Decrepit Googly Eyed Man: Nazi Salute or Improvising Grabbing Something Off a Shelf (OPINION)

Charles Darwin from @lettersofnote: I loathe, I abhor the sea and all ships which sail on it. --Charles Darwin to his sister, 4 Aug 1836 I hate a barnacle as no man ever did before -- Charles Darwin to William Fox 24 Oct 1852 I am very tired, very stomachy and hate nearly the whole world. -- Charles Darwin to Thomas Haxley 10 September 1860 I am poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything -- Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell 1 Oct 1861 I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees. -- Charles Darwin to John Lubbock 3 Sept 1862

Legendary hater Charles Darwin

For context I started on January 27th and made whatever the hell this was (tiny apron for frog?)

I deleted Instagram off my phone and don’t really use elongated musket’s app so I must post my granny wins here

I am UNFORTUNATELY proud of this janky ass sweater I crocheted

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Your email. It has found me.

I unfortunately could only think about how Demi Moore looked like Glenn Close in Hillbilly Elegy whilst watching The Substance

Voicemails are so humiliating when you realize that out of multiple tries this was their “best take.”

in constant awe of the “I don’t want to be here” energy that radiates off this man. it’s beautiful, truly a marvel

love how the ppl at apple were like “what about a feature that makes slideshows of all of your ex boyfriends accompanied by light jazz”

so far my 2025 vibe is watching Peaky Blinders and saying “weer Tha Pikey fowkin Blindas” to my dog

2026 will be great though

A white fluffy towel with a label that reads ‘Plain Terry’

The first man your mum goes out with after the divorce comes through

Four Loko sounds like a group of assassins in a Quentin Tarantino movie

Sorry I haven’t sky’d lately, nothing is real

Mark Zuckerberg: I built this platform to give the people a voice
Me: okay but actually you built it to rate how hot the woman at your school were

kevin richardson looks great

We shouldn’t have to pay rent in January. We should get a freebie for doing that last year

sorry I got vulnerable on main

but what even is main on Bluesky know what I mean

Love laugh love hail satan

Only 10 more hours until I will have been in bed for 2!

This year was not great and I’ve had Covid since Christmas Eve (lolll) BUT
- my friends & family really showed up for me
- I was continuously inspired by other people’s art
- learned I can get through hard things
- perspective on self worth in relation to work shifted
- I ran 12 miles!

Also, I am the dead skunk Nicole Kidman slops down on the ground