Oh Mary! with Mason Alexander Park was hilarious, high camp, over the top, and just brilliant

Oh how lovely!

Had a wonderful time watching Amelie (25 years old this year) with my youngest as a belated Mother’s Day treat

Fgs

Oh no! Can you get refund?

How so

No it’s the first one I’ve seen. I really hope the questions were genuine and not planted - they were brutal!

If you haven’t watched The Assembly with Stephen Fry, do. It’s really good

The worst is when they frame it as ‘well it’s *my* choice to have this done’ CANT YOU SEE YOU’RE BRAINWASHED WE’RE ALL BRAINWASHED <slumps>

Thank you for being Our Man In The Field

It makes me apoplectic

PREACH. I’m seeing a slight fight back against all this ageing crap but I sense it might just be my algorithm

I love how Sarah Waters writes

It really does. You’re scammed if you do and scammed if you don’t

Insurance riles me up more than anything these days. We all need it for everything, never claim, and if we do, it’s ££££ more. Even asking a question is perceived as a partial claim😩😩

Went to Devils Punchbowl at Hindhead for a walk - fantastic views. Lots of toggle trousers and a nice cafe and loos #CybsReview

Yes it’s quite dark at the incinerator scene

I have one of these!

I still maintain InPost Lockers are this century’s greatest invention

I wish. Would have been easier to prepare

My parents came for lunch and stayed until 4.15! This is unheard of

My Amazon courier rings me more than my parents do

Thank you for your order.
We’re getting your order ready.
Your courier has your order
Your courier is on the way
Your courier will arrive between 11.13 and 14.37
Your package is delivered.
feedback on your courier
feedback on your purchase

8 emails where 1 will do

I’m mortified if I think I’ve done something that’s not polite

That’s such a common thing though - I beep at someone driving the wrong way down a street and they give ME the finger and shout fuck off! No humility

You showed remarkable restraint. Couples who think they can continue their every lifestyle choice once kids arrive are the worst

What a gorgeous photo

I’m applying for The Great British Melt and Mix Off 2027

Just doing the Great Spring Clothes Swap Over™️ and I can confirm zipped bags with a clear panel are > lidded boxes

That’s a good point. Ok ok I’ll take it back <kicks kerb>