Woah

When she pick up the sweet potater that look like my peener

I love my wife, even if she is one of them faggots 😞🖤

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She just spawned one day and became the love of my life? Is she gay??
@rat-fairy.bsky.social 🖤🖤🖤

And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now

Forbidden ceiling juice

I am going to buy dressing gowns connected to respectable intellectual property

Oh

WHY ARE YOU HIDING

Wife wife wife wife wife wife wife <3 @rat-fairy.bsky.social

Mothgirls will gather on this night

But they get so comfy after the first night 😢

Wait what do you mean it's actually happening

Woah that's me

She spittin facts wtf

Reiterating

Static in my brain <3

sad

What do you mean you don't spend valentine's day bedrotting? You in a healthy relationship or content with your own company or something, weirdo?

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My piercings are worth more than I am 🖤

Ket

Yeah I talk to strangers

why am I hot

Being edgy tonight. Repost if you love edging

I'm actually the reason they call it the acute ward

Print peanice

if you look closely, you may notice that the figure protruding from my shoes is, in fact, my own silhouette and not an entirely separate entity, as per popular belief

They don't know I'm lomg </3

stab me

Thinking about getting my second septum piercing 🥰

This is the most exciting news I've ever read

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wobbly path

I'm as straight as this path in this local park btw. And also very single if you even care 👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻👉🏻👈🏻

I hope you see me not only as a creep, but also as a weirdo.

death

Need someone to come cuddle me or I'm gonna beat my son

Find someone local who can make you feel immense panic just from the idea of seeing them when you're out. Makes it very hard to even remotely care about online drama

choke me

Remembering I'm kinda cute now is a fucking surreal feeling