Today has been arse, but that won't bring me down

It is 4/20 and I am in a hotel, weedless, on a work do :|

That's a good boy. Get those fat nuts up against your chin.

Every Saturday and Sunday baybee 🥰

Things like remote control washing machines only use smart tech to ping you a notification about when the laundry's done, based on my research. You can't set it to start remotely when you're on your way back from work, for example. I bet they're doing all sorts of tracking measurements too though

Otter news

Aaaand done 🥵

A picture of fresh baked and buttered baguettes, bacon still in it's packaging, and sausages frying in a wok

The best bit of weekend mornings: sex followed by sausage and bacon baguettes #LiveDeliciously

As someone buying new household appliances, it is batshit insane how many devices are now "smart". Ovens now have apps for fuck sake. OVENS.

What's next? Gas hobs you can turn on while not home? FUCK YEAH SIGN ME UP [/XXXTREME SARCASM]

Beta and Alpha

The date :3

A digital illustration of a muscular anthropomorphic bat with long hair and many piercings. They're wearing an open vest with a nonbinary pride pin and matching distressed jeans while smiling at the viewer and holding up their hand in a peace sign.

The same illustration, now with the vest removed.

been feeling myself lately so you get another 'sona drawing
#furry #fursona

Nothing wrong with having a treat every so often 🤷‍♂️

For real, can't help but to get myself in trouble 😂

The second bedroom has such an awful layout that it might not be the dressing room any longer, but my office and studio :o

Oooh I feel ya on the seeing an idea and getting huffy - shared a "game" someone posted on here earlier with my partner and now I might be playing myself 🥴🥵

Ahhhhh I was wondering what the setup was! Been watching it through my partner x3

Hmy if you like high-BPM hard techno remixes of classic rave tracks uwu

Hmy if you like high-BPM hard techno remixes of classic rave tracks uwu

New remix is coming along nicely, started fresh 90mins ago and we've got a concept of a WIP :3

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There's a level of irony in reading this thread, then Bsky refreshing or something and presenting me with a blank screen 😂

I can't wait for everyone to realise that AI is not the way forward for society. The way people are clinging to it is almost sexual to the point of fetishist

In other words, BSKY DO A FUCKING ROLLBACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Bowser-Lewd Castle
Once Bowser realized that Princess Peach was gone for good, he began to change.

I am actually so crestfallen that I forgot to get nuts for the birds - there's been a lil' blackbird hopping around the patio this morning and this afternoon in the hopes of finding something 😭

My oven with a note stuck to it. The note reads "BE CAREFUL! I'm loose UwU"

Dismounted the 20 year old oven last night and I decided I needed to add a warning for health and safety.

I am an adult.

Interesting phenomenon. I wonder if this is how the idea of Heaven came to be

Did it for me too. Looks like it's back though

Found out today that the oven in the house is at least 20 years old 😭😭😭 what did the people that lived here (for a year and a half!) DO for dinner 😂😭

If it weren't for the fact it doesn't work, that woulda been the deciding factor for repair 😂

Congrats on the milestone Baz! ✨✨
And thanks for the chance!
I'll leave here my dear wuffer 💖💖💖

Wolf Hunter's nap.

As you know, counting sheeps is perfect for sleep. Sheeps take that job very seriously. But some are still learning. It's fine, I don't think Wolf Hunter minds.
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