"Bikelane Pothole" has the same scansion as "Ghislaine Maxwell"

Obviously a bad thing, but also sounds like one of those people you'd just have to hear about for ever. Either a celebrity or an FBI agent and the headlines never make sense. "Bikelane Pothole under fire for Iran comments"

The phrase "Bikelane Pothole" is stuck in my head

An apple a day may not actually keep the doctor away, but they're still a great snack! Whole, sliced, or baked into a sweet treat, you can't go wrong!

Bacon: not just for breakfast anymore? The popular cured meat is showing up on lunchtime sandwiches hamburgers, and even salad. Where will you see bacon next? The sky's the limit for this porky pleasure!

If you search "hail and well met, traveler" the Google ai will enter a weird half rpg, semi half guidebook hybrid

Frequently seen on the lunch table, word is getting out that the peanut butter and jelly makes for a delicious breakfast

That is a nice memory

I really want to hear his Fela Kuti take

(SpongeBob voice): I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I'm cumming!

I hope he spends the next ten years playing villains. I love you Ethan Hunt but Vincent Collateral and Lex Grossman are not enough

Baby learned how to climb stairs

"sorry, can't go out tonight. Gotta stay in and cram for my big exam on bicuspids"

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- WE ARE DOWNTOWN AND THERE IS A SIGN IN A WINDOW… THAT READS BOUNCER WANTED JOB APPLICANT: I'D LIKE THAT JOB P2- PROPRIETOR: SCRAM P3- JOB APPLICANT: OKAY- - BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SO NASTY- - P4- WE FIND OUT IT WAS NANCY APPLYING FOR THE JOB OF BOUNCER NANCY: HOW DID I KNOW WHAT THAT SIGN MEANT NANCY EXITS THE ESTABLISHMENT BOUNCING A RUBBER BALL.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 9,1955

Obviously the funniest type of college is animal husbandry. Then #2 is dentistry. Clown college is only the third funniest type of college

Me: And isn't it true, Mr. Smith, that on the night in question, you were... you were... fuck, I forgot my question. Damn, I almost had it

Judge: that's alright, how about we say your client is innocent and if you remember the question we can come back to it

Me: that would be perfect

Bring back simpson fortnite

Got a new shirt that I like

The vast majority of Americans are birthright citizens. Unless you naturalized or were born abroad to an American parent, you are a citizen because of the 14th Amendment. There is nothing constitutionally distinct about Americans born here to non-Americans. We are all literally equal citizens.

Hallmark rejected my idea for a "I am privy to Your great becoming!" birthday card

Came up with a new game that makes the baby laugh

Sometimes you see a book in the Little Free Library and know it's gonna be there for a year. The Lee Child and business books won't last a week but we're gonna be stuck with the Orson Scott Card books about women of the Old Testament until someone assumes they're an Ender spin-off

According to this episode I'm watching now, Lois from Malcolm in the Middle and her sister

My neurologist wants me to do an overnight EEG so I'm gonna bring my switch and play vampire survivors and see if I can break the thing

Tailor complimented my new pants (again)

Drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper will cure any status effects, but it will not restore your health.

Nice sweater! I just bought the same one AT THE GARBAGE DUMP

Good weather

Guy at party has YouTube video to show you

It's a shame the movie isn't better. The original is pretty perfect