Being an Orioles fan is tough sometimes, but at least they aren't the Mets.

ADLEY CRUSHMAN!!!

#Orioles

And in fact Republican states like Utah and Ohio have retained their gerrymanders in open defiance of successful referendums demanding non-partisan redistricting

This wins the day.

Exxxtra Mayoooo!!!

#Orioles

a cartoon squirrel with big eyes is standing in a field ALT: a cartoon squirrel with big eyes is standing in a field

Leave it to Beavers!!

And who tf is Peter Rosenberg?

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Whew. Thank goodness he is ok.

Saying this louder bc I am seeing a lot of people who don't seem to get it. Accommodations are great and there is no shame in that. However, ChatGPT is not an accommodation tool and repeating that it is in “a shame on you” voice doesn't it make it one.

Mike Trout is the first visiting player to homer on four straight days at the Yankees

The only other player to homer in 4 straight games within a series at NYY is 1972 John Mayberry, over 3 days due to doubleheaders

Ok so I get it.

Pete Hegseth quoted Pulp Fiction instead of a Bible verse at a prayer session at the Pentagon. That is funny.

That said: why are we even having prayer sessions at the Pentagon?

#ChristianNationalism
#ModernNazis

Oh .... I like this.

The Texas Rangers have unveiled a controversial new statue modeled after Jay Banks, a former Texas law enforcement officer known for enforcing school segregation.

The unveiling preceded the MLB’s celebration of Jackie Robinson Day, which commemorates the first African American MLB player.

Important PSA

It takes a lot to stand out as a genuinely shit organization in MLB but the Rangers put in the work

Wait I tuned in late.

The Orioles started a utility infielder in LF today?

What the heck?!?

#Orioles

Ayyye Coby!!

Welp

Game over

#Orioles

Extra innings with this team is so stressful

Sheesh

#Orioles

Just
Win
Series

These types of games happen. It's 1 of 162. Like you said....onward.

I see Jarren Duran is still 100% garbage.

And not a really exceptional baseball player, which is what you have to be to make putting up with his garbage marginally worth it for an organization.

Sloppy base running
So frustrating

#Orioles

Rico Garcia has thrown a no-hitter*

Nine relief innings, zero hits

So, Team Parsons was enjoying some nice chicken parm when Alexa alerted us that Sam hit a HR.

My older son, who is now an Orioles fan, beamed and was like "That's my guy! He hit a HR on Sunday when we were there!!!"

I guess he's fully invested and has two favorite Orioles.

#Orioles
#ChickenParm

Oh man that stinks.
Poor Alby

The Orioles are cursed
The Orioles are fun
The Orioles are in 1st place

Welcome to Orioles Baseball 2026

God I hope so
And hope he can stay healthy

PETE!!!!

LETS GO OS!!