The Breakfast Club turns 40 today

Jesus H Christ has left the chat.

This irrelevant tool isn’t fit to run a lemonade stand.

She speaks truth.

The idiocy; it burns.

Hol-ee sheet. Publicist’s worse nightmare; a Republican without ability to self-edit.

Happy Debut Day, Queen!! You were born; we received the gift. Make it epic.

Ha! I’m a long time suffering till recently Chiefs fan and I approve this message. Highlarious!! Good game this Sunday.

This is great news from a completely reliable Colombian source. I’ll take an eight-ball with a handle back please. To go.

Cocaine is ‘no worse than whisky,’ Colombian president says | CNN Colombian President Gustavo Petro has said that “cocaine is no worse than whisky,” as he suggested the multibillion dollar illicit trade in the drug could be “easily dismantled” if it was legalized wo...

www.cnn.com/2025/02/07/a...

Hellscape.

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Today.

Bravo, ya badass. This. Thank you.

not gonna lie—were I potus I would def threaten Canada with ginormous tariffs if it would make them take Ted Cruz back

Stay strong, fam.

Can you follow our old friend and a refugee from the other platforms.
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Well fuuuuuuuck.

JFC.

Sound Checkin’ with @officialold97s.bsky.social last high holy day, April 20th in the mile high city.

This needs to be heard! When Roe was overturned and I received a boilerplate money request I nearly stroked out. The Establishment are too tone deaf, and way too reactive to lead properly. It’s dire.

Tell Baby if she were any cuter she’d have to be twins.