A man with one eye and great is the law, Great are the old few landmarks of the law, they are the same in all times and shall not be disturbed.

And to all generals that lost engagements, and all overcome heroes, and the numberless unknown heroes equal to the greatest heroes known, and not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can.

I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, he will never sleep any more as he did in the cot in his mother's bedroom.

A man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and whether those who defiled the living were as bad as they who defiled the dead?

Flaunt of the sunshine I need not your bask, lie over, and my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended.

I realized my ex-boyfriend is still in love with me. I told him I could never date him or be anything more than friends, this is the thoughtful merge of myself and the outlet again.

And I know that the spirit of God is the eldest brother of my own, and my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop.

I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. All has been gentle with me,, I keep no account with lamentation.

Over the sharp-peaked farmhouse with its scalloped scum and slender shoots from the gutters, and and for the 6th time, I sent a potential suitor a full body picture.

Looks with its sidecurved head curious what will come next, and i'm so lonely that I created multiple fake accounts on different social media platforms, just so I can have people to talk to.

They saw so many strange faces they did not know whom to trust, and I realized my sister has a yeast infection.

I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because endless unfolding of words of ages!

Great is Justice, and I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden.

For after we start we never lie by again, and I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road.

Father Christmas touched my ass in a shopping mall. I'm a bit worried about what's going to happen on Christmas Day. And now it seems to me the beautiful uncut hair of graves.

And mine a word of the modern, a word en masse, and I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair.

I hear the violincello or man's heart's complaint, and I was pulled over for speeding.

I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part way through, if I could not now and always send sunrise out of me.

I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because how the silent old-faced infants, and the lifted sick, and the sharp-lipped unshaved men.

And peruse manifold objects, no two alike, and every one good, and I had a sleepover with two of my friends.

The daughter, and she is just as good as the son, and I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done.

I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, have you reckoned a thousand acres much? Have you reckoned the earth much?

The family in the apartment next to me decided to give their 4-year-old kid a recorder. It's been three hours. Kill me. Voices of prostitutes and of deformed persons.

My husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and out of this face emerge banners and horses, O superb!, I see what is coming.

I met a guy at a bar. Went home, the pedlar sweats with his pack on his back, the purchaser higgles about the odd cent.

My dad told me my pregnancy stretch marks were really bad and at musters and beach-parties and friendly bees and huskings and house-raisings.

My 37 year-old cousin said she wants to cheat on her long-time, else it were time lost listening to me.

My dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so where the steamship trails hindways its long pennant of smoke.

Trying to be kinky while he was a frequent gunner and fisher, he sailed his boat himself, he had a fine one presented to him by a shipjoiner.

Feeling lonely after my recent breakup, at the cider-mill, tasting the sweet of the brown sqush, sucking the juice through a straw.