Is it ok to call your dogs “dummy” if (1) you say it in a nice voice and (2) they are kind of dumb

I am an adult and there is literally nothing stopping me from driving to Dairy Queen and getting an ice cream cake

A fun thing to do is imagine your cats arguing in Shakespearean English at each other.

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

Yes this

I want all of the transphobic cis guys at my gym to know that there is a raging transgender in their locker room with them, and he can also lift more probably.

I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.

Tiny turtle

Anyone else have nightmares about the doomsday clock or is that just me?

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my creative process:

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Check out this strawberry I cut up today

Impeccable timing on this one boys

5. Ecobricking. Reduces plastic waste.

4. Repurposing packaging for artistic reasons.

3. Using reusable cleaning supplies. Eliminates the need for single use paper and plastic.

2. Saving food scraps and utilizing the freezer. Reduces food waste.

1. Mending clothes: prevents waste and reduces consumption

I would like to share some sustainable practices I have adopted in my everyday life, and would love to talk about any of these/brainstorm new ideas

This is my favorite page in any kids book for sure

My buddy and I starting a new one last night @carissabroadbent.bsky.social hi I love your books 💙📚

My cats are brothers but like in the way Achilles and Patroclus were brothers

I have never gotten to this point in the game before #stardewvalley

Just got my ticket for this, can’t wait #booksky 📚💙

I love Jukebox the Ghost when I’m not drunk too

I’m drunk and I love Jukebox the Ghost

My new plastic drying system: pants hanger and clothespins #ecobrick #environmentalism

Shocked that twenty one pilots wasn’t my top but what can I say

We are approaching Trader Joe’s jingle jangle season and I for one cannot wait

Feel this hardcore. It’s been super eye opening to see how much I use since I started.