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Posts by Angsty Rey

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an orange cat sniffing the pointy end of a carrot shaped bag of chocolate peanut butter candies. he isn’t really going to eat the chocolate don’t worry

an orange cat sniffing the pointy end of a carrot shaped bag of chocolate peanut butter candies. he isn’t really going to eat the chocolate don’t worry

I’m going to do it. I’m going to eat the chocolate. I’m going to gobble it all up unless you eat it

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an orange cat is sitting alertly in a slightly squashed storage basket. he has a sweet and simple expression

an orange cat is sitting alertly in a slightly squashed storage basket. he has a sweet and simple expression

Do you have cat food in the apocalypse kit? If so what kind and what if I stop liking it

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A Glimpse of You

8 months ago 167 81 9 1
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in the cracks of light i dreamed of you
#reylo #art

1 year ago 310 137 7 4
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you're a cowboy like me? 🤠☆・゚: *
#reylo #art

1 year ago 149 57 4 2
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We have adored having the amazing artist @aestheticforzoe.bsky.social as our featured artist this December. Thank you so much!

Please check out their work & follow them!

As always, we RT all reylo art tagged #reyloart! We love helping artists share their #Reylo art!

3 months ago 43 15 0 0
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Kinda forgot about this app haha…
#TheHuntForBenSolo #reylo #reyloart

5 months ago 264 114 1 3
A bunny with a flashlight sits in bed reading a book. It is night time, and other books are strewn around the floor of their room.

A bunny with a flashlight sits in bed reading a book. It is night time, and other books are strewn around the floor of their room.

Daily bunny no.3284 is up late again

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A bunny rushes up the stairs, carrying paper grocery bags, in a dingy apartment stairwell. Under the stairs is a garbage area, and a broken elevator with an "out of order" sign.

A bunny rushes up the stairs, carrying paper grocery bags, in a dingy apartment stairwell. Under the stairs is a garbage area, and a broken elevator with an "out of order" sign.

Daily bunny no.3288 is getting his steps in

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Painting of the upper half a ginger and white cat facing left with head tilted upwards sniffing a red and white flower

Painting of the upper half a ginger and white cat facing left with head tilted upwards sniffing a red and white flower

Atsuko Suwa (諏訪温子), contemporary Japanese painter specializing in Nihonga (traditional Japanese painting) #Womensart

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✨The Parent Trap AU✨

A fav movie I always wanted to draw as Reylo!🥹💖 #reylomovieweek

1 year ago 170 58 8 4
Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

6 days ago 315 66 1 14
crimsonwastes
cat when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once
cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That | Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Goina To Scream

crimsonwastes cat when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That | Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Goina To Scream

See also cats while you’re sleeping: mother is asslep? Mother is vulnerable to predators in her slep? I shall stand guard directly on her tit

1 year ago 611 167 4 2
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts an apple orchard in bloom in the centre, allotments to the left and sheep in their field at the bottom. Train tracks go past the top of the orchard and allotment.

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts an apple orchard in bloom in the centre, allotments to the left and sheep in their field at the bottom. Train tracks go past the top of the orchard and allotment.

Sewn train tracks past an apple orchard (to the left).

Sewn train tracks past an apple orchard (to the left).

An angled view of a sewn vegetable allotment surrounded by rough land, trees and with train tracks to the left.

An angled view of a sewn vegetable allotment surrounded by rough land, trees and with train tracks to the left.

An angled view of embroidered bushes and paths going through them leading to an orchard, allotment and fields.

An angled view of embroidered bushes and paths going through them leading to an orchard, allotment and fields.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

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I drew so many #Reylo pictures. 👀

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design of a house shaped keychain that reads "home is where my" trinkets are" on one side, and "I bring 6 figures home every month on the other

design of a house shaped keychain that reads "home is where my" trinkets are" on one side, and "I bring 6 figures home every month on the other

drawing some more trinket holders❤️

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Artwork of a crying black cat in the rain with emo hair! The caption reads “I’m not okay”

Artwork of a crying black cat in the rain with emo hair! The caption reads “I’m not okay”

❤️🖤

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screenshot of a tiktok with the caption: i hired a kids’ book party reader for myself to read crime and punishment by dostoevsky. the first comment, one unhingedharlot, reads: audio books (sic) exist to which op replies: we support the local business

screenshot of a tiktok with the caption: i hired a kids’ book party reader for myself to read crime and punishment by dostoevsky. the first comment, one unhingedharlot, reads: audio books (sic) exist to which op replies: we support the local business

and i feel reylo in this chili’s tonight

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Persimmon

1 year ago 121 37 0 0
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A cat napping in the bakery

2 years ago 111 44 0 0
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Sweet dreams

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Merry Christmas💕

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🐴❤️

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Tea Break🫖

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💕

2 months ago 284 135 2 1
Digital artwork of Sophie, Calcifer, and Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle as Sylvanian Families/Calico Critters dolls

Digital artwork of Sophie, Calcifer, and Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle as Sylvanian Families/Calico Critters dolls

sylvanian families sophie + howl + calcifer 🌟

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