Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Animatrix is short for Animal Dominatrix

goddam you hackers goddam you to hell

what’s the crime? succulent Millennial doomposting?

[RFK Jr voice] I’m hungry let’s eat

haha really I didn’t know that

Just you wait till they poll this again closer to the election when uh he uh isn’t hmm running for um office?

The guy who will single-handedly cost Democrats the next election?

“We want our Chelsea back” says the flag in the away end. I wonder if these fans actually know they were a middling to shit league side with an occasional cup before they became a Russian sports washing machine? Which is what I suspect these fans really want.

Spurs have to stay up bc we’re absolutely banter proof w/ Arse - Chels shitting the bed

please jesus let Chelsea be such a dumpster fire they don’t give a shit about relegating us

Norm you rock man

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

they’re both going to Coventry next season 😔

He doesn’t want to leave the couch

Legitimately blown away this dude isnt the main character today over this one.

is the economy so bad that literal souls mean nothing to the dark lord anymore?

Big guy from Twin Peaks IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN.

fair mine too

that’s too normal. how about going into Everton 17th on GD and both Ham/us up 1-0 90’

? @pandastalteri.bsky.social

sorry had to do it

don’t need to be an economist to understand this

large percentage of this are the few of us that are worried about something much more important: relegation