Happy Birthday!

They already have a version of that called Powerslap.

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

These are all Taylor Swift quotes.

bald meme

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2028 dem primary is gonna be a bloodbath of deluded egos who have zero clue how to engage with a human voter

have you ever actually talked to a silicon valley guy? i have a bunch almost always against my wishes. they are aliens

- Freakazoid!
- Toxic Crusaders
- Police Squad!
- The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.
- The Knights of Prosperity

The press is intent on whitewashing Republican agency out of everything.

Legit thought Stephen Miller somehow looked even older.

This better be hosted by a gay frog.

The front page of the print newspaper version of the Onion, with lead headline "ICE Confirms Agents Do Not Have Faces Beneath Masks."

Flying to Chicago Friday because I got into the 2026 DAF x The Onion Writing Workshop.

I love topical comedy — sketch writing, late-night coverage at LateNighter, now this. Building something in journalism or screenwriting that could use that perspective? Keep me in mind.

The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

Tim Heidecker becoming "Creative Director of Infowars is the funniest thing to happen in decades. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/b...

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

SPOILER [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team For Jade vs Rhea, Michael Cole and Wade Barrett have been joined by *checks notes* Adam Weitsman, a New York entrepreneur, who has paid to be seated at the commentary table (without a mic) for the duration of the match

Oh so they're BROKE broke

85.5 minutes actually per Cagematch and 83.4 per Wikipedia lol.

Just to add, AEW doing those "Everything You Need To Know About" videos is fantastic. We don't need it on the show, but if someone doesn't know? Here's a 10 minute video explaining what you might have missed.

AI hucksters: “Chop off your legs, this is the future and you don’t want to fall behind. Also, what’s a car?”

No one will ever care about robot running just like no one really cares about computers playing chess against each other.

🔴 Andrade El Idolo is back! Full Show LIVE | GWF Mystery Mayhem 2026 YouTube video by German Wrestling Federation

If you're looking for something different from a lot of the Mania week fare in Las Vegas, you probably want to check out Andrade vs. Ahura from the GWF show in Berlin today. Finish wasn't great, but it was very much two professionals having a very professional match. Timestamped link:

Like... I'm sorry, but to win future elections, you need a good chunk of the people who sat out in 2016 or 2024 to vote for you, and I just don't think that sneering at them and saying it's their fault that things are the way they are right now is going to win them over, even if you truly believe it

Paul Sorvino singing opera, circa 2006, 2007?

Please enjoy this still image of Paul Sorvino in the midst of some opera singing from an upcoming documentary I'm working on...

Sadly every candidate is like “But Black Dynamite, I get funded by the big tech industry charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world!”

"How can we connect with working-class voters?"

"Maybe we could just stand up against the industry that's making them poorer, sicker and less likely to find good employment?"

"Meh."

@elcerealman.bsky.social if his Prehistoric variant guest starred on Thundarr the Barbarian or another Hanna-Barbera action cartoon.

Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...

Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later.

This is incredible news

www.nbcnews.com/health/cance...