Lot of shit weighing on me these days but if my car veers into oncoming traffic and hits a semi head on I won't have to worry about any of it!

Screenshot of a partially completed Wordle game (not today’s). There are three incorrect guesses, with the last one showing S in the first position as correct, along with R in the third and E in fourth. I have attempted to submit the word SHREK as my next guess, but it is giving the error “Not in word list”. Can you believe it?

wtf Wordle?

Here's the thing: fuck the fucking fuckers. We stay alive so we can dance on their fucking graves.

Did…did they just say that this Maple Leafs power play “is brought to you by Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel”? Is this no longer exclusive to the #PWHL?

Today I have seen references to two bands I've never heard of before: Goose (jam band) and Geese (art rock band).
If they toured together what would you call that festival? Silly Goose-apalooza?

I just purchased a virtual seat for the Paralympics through the Canadian Paralympic Committee. Help support the athletes and #FilltheStands!

You could definitely substitute “Tims” for “Dunks” in the original post. That’s why folks generally load it up with sugar and heavy cream. Nobody drinks it black. Well, not more than once.

My shift hasn’t even started yet and I’ve already said “Healthplace Work & Safety” instead of “Workplace Health & Safety” to someone and I think I should be allowed to go right back home.

It’s funny, I don’t mind honeydew but cantaloupe tastes horrible to me. Kiwi fruit too.

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice of the Bible

Dead Poets Society. I will never forget being among the crowd shuffling out of the theatre into the dusk in absolute silence.

At least MPP’s resembles her. Some of the others…😬

It’s always “Who are the slut gnomes of false Berlin?” and never “HOW are the slut gnomes of false Berlin?”

I used to work with a letter carrier who would consume one (1) banana each morning and put the sticker on his sortation case, which eventually was almost completely covered.
It was an interesting collection of stickers, but it also reminded me of tally marks scratched onto a prison cell wall.

That's okay, I hear there's going to be a Men's Olympic Hockey final as well.
(Although I'm calling it right now: if Canada insists on playing Brad Marchand, that Little Ball of Hate is going to be in the penalty box when a key goal against is scored. You just watch.)

i fucken hate hockey

i blame china

oh god damn it

Still from BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE (1989) showing Bill and Ted and their historical friends in the food court of a mall.

Right?!

Don McKellar in a still from WAYDOWNTOWN (2000) in a shirt and tie with a piece of paper that reads “submit to commitment” stapled to his chest.

If you find yourself stapling documents to your chest let us know and we’ll send an extraction team.

* A money-lender called Debt is a Loan-ly Business?

An injured Poulin is carrying this team on her back. Need some other forwards to step up in the final.

Have they had Poulin and Stacey on separate lines in previous games this tournament, or are they shaking things up?

I remember somebody posting that she always throws on her coat before she opens the door so that if it’s someone she doesn’t want to see she can say she was just on her way out.

French alpine skiier Clément Noël's team react to his DNF in the Men's Slalom event at the 2026 Olympics. A man has his hands over his eyes, another has his hands on his ears, and a woman has her hands over her mouth.

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

And the Mixed Team Skeleton event was won by…Daft Punk?

We’re all still friends (with MOST of you) and lord knows there’s much to make fun of, so rib away.

In Olympic men’s hockey, Team Canada is currently cubing France 8-2.

I just assumed that role was why Funches got the hair plugs