BOOOoooOOOOooOOOOOONE

well yea i have a whole skeleton

seeing the reaction to swalwell is so fucking beyond the pale and absolutely disgusting

scratch a liberal and a [fill the blank] bleeds

[rape apologist]
[genocide supporter]
[fascist]
[all three]

painting in motion

i'm sorry i can't be her 😭

being fingered by osty would fix me

what's the worst football take i can say to ragebait my wife when she's here?

never 😤😤😤

hell's kitchen secondhand trauma

what are vegetarian meals that are your favorites to cook?

the real victims are cishet dudes being called faggots
faggots being called faggots is fair game

i am a delight at lunch and i want to take so many moots out for lunch but alas i need to wait for the collapse of america 😔

growing out my hair arc: it's my woman moment
into
cutting it short with bangs: it's my dyke moment
into
growing it again: i want to be able to hairstyle it so i have dog ears moment

🌸⛏️🪨🪨🪨🪨⛏️🐦‍⬛

so is the rest of me

this bitch can't do her groceries alone

jelly beans, i should call her

peaches, i should call her

gushers, i should call her

yogurt, i should call her

brioche rolls, i should call her

she's my wife and i need her now!

call JG Wifeworth, 877-WIFE-NOW!!!

and i am daring 😈

you're the biggest reward in minecraft 🥰

i am so wife pilled
i keep brainstorming for tasty techniques i can do because i want her to have good vegetarian food and snacks

i broke my yolk on my fried egg
it's over
the world is done
it's all downhill from here

👀

🌸⛏️🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨⛏️🐦‍⬛

nickname: nope, but my wife calls me montrealmilfcheesesteakcakedogseasoningsimpwife
pronouns: she/her
height: 5'8"?
sexuality: bi
smoke: only other ways
piercings: nope
tattoos: 2
color: mix of 💙 and 💚
fav 🍸 drink: can't
fav 🥤 drink: watermelon juice
fav food: pan fried dumplings
fav animal: 🐸

calm and way not annoying enough but have a french accent anyway

now you're caught in 8k 😤