Paper Uni: The Thousand Chicken Door

Biologically crafted to serve 24/7

Literal over-the-top cartoon villain type shit.

I’m sorry, but this image ails me.

Correction: Our long-term pain for their short-term gain.

And they say Minecraft is unrealistic.

Princess Daisy: You won this hole.

Mama-Mia!

Is the skirt like a little Reese’s PB Cup wrapper?

I keep forgetting that Uni is like an actual animal and not some ageless higher-entity.

They call her Ms. Wavychu because she (my lawyers have advised me to not continue this joke.)

It is me. I am people.

DUDE WE FINALLY GOT A DOG STARTER AND HE IS EVERYTHING!!!!!

The Yellow Guy is honestly such a vibe.

You just gotta move it move it.

Perfection comes from one’s own flaws. To be truly perfect is to be yourself.

Why are the wahs there?

Can this AI bubble just burst already? It’s going to happen! Why can’t it be NOW?!!

That is the question. And the answer is yes!

Meanwhile, I’ve still never got a godpack since I got the game Day 1.

Isn’t Bigfoot an Oregon thing? Which is the complete opposite side of the country.

Unfortunately, it is terminal.

Nido-trans

Why she swangin that thangin?

Glorpus Cat

Uni where are your eyes? :0

The creature!

A devious little creature getting up to mischief. This is no good.

Silly-pilled and autism-maxxed!