gootbye.

show me the macaroney !!

Is your whole deal "things aren't that bad you're imagining it" because that's all I ever see from you

one thing abt me i love 2 laff

hes looking rough 🤞

My "I wasn't friends with Epstein" speech has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my speech

world war zee

Does everyone here pay for nyt or what

Posting a
normal story

but with line breaks in ra
ndom places

and calling it
pome

Literally every CEO ever
Perpetually driven and incapable of self doubt, and no marketable skills otherwise

Ah brother you're the best. You're going to my home country of New Zealand but now I'm not there. If you do a show in London I'll be there in a heartbeat

"just like we are experiencing in the US" lmao

Me and my buddies are preparing for a great weekend.

We'll be loading up with supplies of all kinds, and just "hangin' around".

The democrats could start a big fire somewhere important

You are a monkey

They're getting me my own personal jesus

I love it. Giving hollow knight

This is why the status of AI can only ever be allowed to rise as high as that of the Idiot Butler. The Igor of the modern household and workplace.

Blockin' ya, bitch

Almost halfway there

A wall inscribed in spanish where the prominent word is 'cruzaron'

just going for a

What does this leaf do?

The Curious Botanist: Let's find out together

The Incurious Botanist: I don't care. None of my business. Don't contact me

Are you stchupid

pissed his ass

You didn't get enough respect for this

McBain from the simpsons in the still in which he says the popular meme, "that's the joke."

chuck norris has died. he was weak

Looks Hot Tom