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Agreed! If you don't know what to say, pick something about them to compliment them on. "Oooh, I love that color on you." or if they're wearing local sports stuff, "Go Brewers!" I'll compliment kiddos on their sparkle/superhero tennies.

Little things that hopefully make them smile. 😊

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

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4/4 I'll put any I contribute in a ziploc bag with a Sharpie label of what it is and when it was harvested. And I'll certainly look to make sure someone takes it before adding more. Any other suggestions?

Maybe avoid contributing on super hot days? Not sure if any are temp sensitive.

Thanks!

3/
~Chives (have a ton now, even)
~Cherries (from our cherry tree)
~Radishes
~Peas
~Carrots
~Golden beets
~Nastrushim flowers
~Maybe berries (raspberries, strawberries, blackberries) but my littles usually eat these as soon as they're available

2/ And I certainly wouldn't contribute anything that I wouldn't be willing to eat. Though some plantings aren't to my taste (eg, radishes) and I'd love to offer them to people who would enjoy them.

Current plantings (where I'd anticipate extras being harvested, with a good growing year) include:

1/ Looking for opinions on including garden harvest fresh food/herbs (labeled) in a food pantry box.

I regularly contribute some purchased items at a local food pantry/cabinet by a nearby Title I school that educates many low income families.

I'm hoping we'll have a good garden harvest -

DG The Daily Galaxy A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to 'Restore Pluto to a Planet,' and NASA's chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No. They know why."

I (and my kiddos) each have 2 library cards, as we are fortunate enough to have 2 library systems near us, and we check out multiple libraries and their youth department when we have time to explore. Love libraries, and #NationalLibraryWeek.

Note to my fellow Dems: The 2026 and 2028 elections will be "change" elections. But mere promises to change or talking points about change won't do the trick. Candidates need to embody change. They need to be the change we want to see. It's not about a position. It's about who they are.

100%! And even now, you could argue it's just a shitty day that isn't representative of every day... But literally everyone worrying about Dr. Robby and his vision quest plans or whatever made it clear (to me) that this is his usual state of mind.

The way Pitt runs (24-style) is unique among medical dramas. We can't look away, and the new cases just keep coming.

I kinda want season 3 to focus on the night crawlers, though...

Yeah, but with the inherent chaos of the big medical thing in S1, it was probably easier for some people to attribute that to it being a difficult day, and also the anniversary of his mentor's death.

The show acknowledged that Dr. Robby isn't perfect. Which is important and real. But means maybe he shouldn't be a deified idol of doctoring perfection?

I liked it. Though I did say a few times, "Ooooh, clip this scene for the Emmy campaign reel." 🏆

Or weird (criminal conviction incoming).

See also - Sharper.

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Happy Library Week! We’re so thankful for libraries and the community they offer. Remember, everything’s more fun with a library card!

"Crime doesn't take a holiday."

That had to have been a line in 99 at some point, right?!

Lol, this thread moved this movie to the top of our watch list.

Dustin Milligan, Craig Robinson, Joe Lo Trugilo... It's been campy fun, about halfway through so far.

My brain is turning this into a weird mash up of Brooklyn 99, somehow, too. Pontiac Bandit goes straight, maybe? 😂

Nice. Better than his pitching today, at least.

We 👀 you Brandon Lockridge

Honest to god, direct quotes from the Marlins play by play guy just now. “It’s frustrating because they suffocate you.” “… slow and painful.” Gotta lean into it, Brewers fans. These are our guys. It’s so fun.

He’s at it again ❗️

@BRiCEcTuRANG

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What did we learn about Coleman Crow in his debut? He's got 'chutzpah' and nasty stuff Coleman Crow impressed Brewers coaches, teammates and fans in his MLB debut against the Marlins

What did we learn about Coleman Crow in his debut? He's got 'chutzpah.’

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Good luck. Thinking of you and hoping for good things.

Garrett Mitchell through 17 GP 🔥

🔵 .289 AVG
🔵 .439 OBP
🔵 .883 OPS
🔵 16 RBI

RT @BrewersdotTV: A league-leading EIGHTH pickoff for this pitching staff

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GARRETT MITCHELL DELIVERS IN EXTRAS

Final: Brewers 7, Marlins 5

Coleman Crow was the story with a sparkling MLB debut. The bullpen didn't hold onto the win for him, but the offense did just enough to make the Fish pay for their blunders. Trevor Megill, back in a save situation, locks it up.

The record: 11-8