Now here's a war we can all get behind 😂

*GASP* I KNEW IT !!! She made a deal with the devil! It was LaVey all along!

More often than not I can't tell if a video is AI because it looks like it was filmed with a potato

This is like the film industry's "if they battle at night we can save up on CGI" approach

Cowards. Show the slop in 4K and take the consequences of your subpar product

Thunder buddies for life

Spring in Philadelphia.

Wakey, wakey

For me it's probably more smth intellectualized and thought-out than "a way I feel". I don't "feel" like anything.

2/2

I care about having pronouns as much as I care about having a star sign: I don't

If anyone misgendered me I'd just shrug

There's probably a word for this, but if there is, I don't want to be associated with it lol because mine is more of a political position than anything, I assume

Not sure I've ever posted this anywhere (so brave of me to post it here on Bluesky where barely anyone will see it...), but my pronouns are "I don't care"

Social constructs have no bearing on my life

I'll respect other people's pronouns, but as far as mine go, I am literally unbothered

1/2

This is not news to anyone who has had a real human assistant or has worked on a writer's team or anything of the kind

It gets messy

Here's why AI won't "improve your productivity" in creative or decision-making tasks:

It can't read your mind.

Unless you are literally devoid of opinions, you will want to see options and choose one

You will spend time choosing an option

It's not "three clicks and done"

Be cool. Stay AI-free

Bulgaria’s former president claims ‘victory’ after projections show him winning parliamentary elections Rumen Radev – an EU critic who has called for renewing ties with Russia - looked set to top the polls in the country’s eighth election in five years

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

Looks like after years of hung parliaments, Bulgaria finally gave a party a majority

And it's a pro-Russia one

Fabulous

Just fucking great

I guess now we know what really floats their boat

You can dangle whatever you want in front of people but unless it's Russian nuts, they're not biting...

The secret to my success? Always dare to try!

Less FOMO and more FAFO, that's what I always say!

(Sent from phone I found by the bridge I live under)

"Doesn't know"

Finally got around to properly listening to a good amount of Elliott Smith and, man... Alex G sounds A LOT like him

This is why I keep saying these people are fully and completely braindead and society needs to basically put them on end-of-life care

This and the recent "Trump comes first, fuck the woke Pope" events

If you have relatives like this, consider a conservatorship. It's over.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

To be fair, at least this one is driving an electric vehicle and advertising a business that makes homes greener, so at least he got that right

The rest only advertise truck nuts and daddy issues

Wait, did I just discover Disney's tax loop? 😂 "Mr Disney can't pay his taxes this year, mr IRS man. He's dead, you see?"

What a preposterous thing to say. Of course you paid more tax than Walt Disney this year. Walt Disney is dead!

Big furry creature, you say?

This post will be very popular here on Bluesky

Hiking for the 1st time
ME: I hope I don't get mauled by a bear!

Hiking for the 100th time
ME: [snaps around, points flashlight] Is that a tick I just heard? You're never gonna get me, you hear me? YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ME !!!
BEAR: I'm scared, bro
ME: I know, man. Me too.

Midsommar level crazy. Hysterical crazy

Don't let Machine Gun Birdy die off

Literally last thing I do before bed

We have nightinghales echoing in the creek by my house and I've been standing outside at night listening to them in this springtime air... just amazing

They go for hours and sound incredible

Me: Look at all the lovely birds out today

Raven: Seth, you son of a bitch! I haven't seen you since New Year's. How the hell you been?

I pspsps'd at a cat I thought was my fourth cat and my other three cats emerged from depths of my yard yet unexplored by man

I pspsps'd at a cat I thought was my fourth cat and my other three cats emerged from depths of my yard yet unexplored by man