two falsehoods people believe about age verification:

1) Age verification verifies age
2) Age verification ONLY verifies age

I should eat more spinach

I don't think one piece live action will make it to the post-timeskip (I believe best case scenario it will end at sabaody, worst case it just ends after alabasta) but if they do get to take on post-timeskip I really want to see their take on whole cake island

the pillar men should have won

someone made a twine story format plugin that uses no js and exclusively html/css allowed by the very restrictive ao3 sanitizer https://fictional.tools/adventure/1.2.0/

this, too, is minecraft

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

50 feet of rope

excited for the third game, pokemon wings

finally, pokemon fart and pokemon piss

the only AI I need is Acoldcupofcoffee Inmyhands

sorry for immediately posting a bug report lmao

Daily Yuri Mini Fic #10

"Girls," I sighed, "Girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls

#yuri #writing #DYMF

noticing that, invariably, "my words are very clear and you're interpreting them incorrectly" is a statement by someone who has completely and utterly failed to make their words clear. it happens often enough that I'm surprised anyone actually genuinely believes that social media posts can be clear

that's pretty intj of you to say

I've figured out a secret option of "upon death, beholder wills itself to become a death tyrant with full HP" which I think will fuck the action economy and make the second half more challenging

turning over mossyrocks: the original loot box

fishing: the original gacha game

deleted my matrix server. if you want to message me I still have xmpp

thinking about a d&d (2024) campaign idea. do you think a single beholder would be a big enough threat against 6-8 level 10 adventurers to be the final boss

the full review is a spoiler-heavy one but this blurb is very spoiler light and pretty much how I'd review the movie without spoilers so.

A ★★★★ review of Scarlet (2025) Fun movie but pretty weird! Scarlet visibly throws up in the first ten minutes and it only goes down

🎥 Scarlet (2025) ★★★★
Fun movie but pretty weird! Scarlet visibly throws up in the first ten minutes and it only goes downhill for her from there. Why was there a hula like half an hour into the movie? There's also ...

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"tulip, you could try arch--" [i turn to you with an ominous, threatening expression on my face.] no... no, i don't think i will.

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

it's friday

sticks, kites, various forms of bones

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trying out qobuz but it seems to be missing a large majority of my music so I'm not sure if I'll commit to it. luckily I have about a month to try it out

but also produce some bangers before I go, that part's important

protomen joe is my favorite character, I too wish to die quickly from my own hubris and be ultimately ineffectual in the major plot of the world's story