or maybe they HAVE seen it and they wanted me to describe how i thought it was related to the discussion instead of using it as assumed shorthand… 😏

“Says somewhere in there how you’re all fucked up”

Showing up to the next session with a thumb drive full of mkvs

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

therapist never saw The Terminator

the huge pants have to go. enough!

I’m sorry but the rest of your life is going to be spent finding out about some new weird annoying guy, and then finding out he died

What a legend, the follower count micro bit is so good

I'm partial to his PhD defense at the University of Colorado for his thesis on Japanese horniness for foxgirls predating their written language.

would love to but you’ll need to come out to Chicago 😅

mine too

still very funny in person but I fucking suck at posting now idgi

or the premise is like a journalist exposing that the president and his cabinet did a corruption unthinkable at the time that would not make page A7 today

reading a 2003 sf anthology and the stories of corporate tech dystopia are a million times better than current reality

“Mr Vernon sir we gotta line the casket with plastic so this gross-ass dead guy doesn’t get it all grody”

SIRAT was a very compelling film in that it accurately depicts how generous of spirit and goodhearted your Euro crusty raver types can be and also accurately depicts how they are the most fucking annoying people in the universe

@eliyudin.com lol I know EXACTLY what beard trimming video you’re talking about in the most recent what a time

One of the all time greats

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

Every time I find jeans or a shirt that I love, I go to order more a month later only to find they discontinued them, burned the stock, and executed the designer

you felt bad I bet!!

realizing I left the stopwatch app running on my phone for three days and feeling weirdly guilty

That movie pissed me off so bad!!

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow

This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this

When Republicans do it / When Democrats do it

ruh roh